ScottR96 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Only 16 loves? What a goon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 One month without a cigarette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) New Toys R Us advert doing my tits in. Christmas feelings reverberated through my soul as a child (and a grown up) on hearing: There's a magical place We're on our way there With toys in their millions All under one roof It's CalledToys'R'Us! Soon after bedtime When dark nightime falls Geoffrey and helpers stock up on the shelves From ceiling to floor Books Board games and Bikes Teddies, Puppets and Dolls Bats, Spaceships and Trikes There's Millions says Geoffrey All under on roof It's Called Toys'R'Us! Toys'R'Us! Toys'R'Us! Toys'R'Us! and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, it's some "I want to be a Toys R Us kid" pish. f**k off. Christmas ruined. p***ks. Edited November 14, 2012 by Nutz_the_Squirrel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Actually- Geoffrey from Toys R Us used to take kids out at night to some unspecified industrial estate to look at toys. BEAST. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)typically Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Cracking goal: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GingerSaint Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Cracking goal: I love that type of goal. When the ball is in the air and you catch it perfectly on the volley, it dips in a perfect arc and it's going nowhere but the back of the net. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Cracking goal: oooft gerrin !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Apparently a season ticket to Bayern Munich is 99 pence more expensive than one adult ticket for Arsenal vs. Tottenham this Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 I had a dream this morning that I was pumping a young Sigourney Weaver. I enjoyed it very much so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 I had a dream this morning that I was pumping a young Sigourney Weaver. I enjoyed it very much so Enjoy it while you can because in tonights dream she will tell you she's pregnant and you will witness the most disturbing birth ever. Having said that, if you look like the majority of the 'Well fans in the crowd on Saturday, your dream child will bear more than a passing resemblance to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Enjoy it while you can because in tonights dream she will tell you she's pregnant and you will witness the most disturbing birth ever. ... a wee alien thing exploding out of her chest, just like the dream Ripley had. Scary shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 If you type coughing into Google images it just looks like everyone is giving imaginary BJ's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Since I've started using my ipad I am inadvertently checking on people's status when trying to get in a topic. I am not the least interested in other posters statuses, however once in I am tempted to have a look. The only thing of any interest is one guy (can't remember who) who had his team as Falkirk or something but spent most of his time in the Rangers forum! For anyone who has seen me visit their status page I am not interested in you. Do not build your hopes up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 If you type coughing into Google images it just looks like everyone is giving imaginary BJ's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Currently sitting in a B&B in Bergamo. Flying out to Spain tomorrow and my flight is really early so there was no chance of getting a train at that time. I'm going to Murcia for a week, and hopefully we're going to go to Real Murcia vs Barcelona B on Saturday too. I've never been to a match in Spain so it should be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Since I've started using my ipad I am inadvertently checking on people's status when trying to get in a topic. I am not the least interested in other posters statuses, however once in I am tempted to have a look. The only thing of any interest is one guy (can't remember who) who had his team as Falkirk or something but spent most of his time in the Rangers forum! For anyone who has seen me visit their status page I am not interested in you. Do not build your hopes up. I don't know about anyone else, but I believe that story 100%. I had a similar experience recently which seemed unlikely at first but truth shone through in the end. The missus walked into our room the other night and stumbled across a situation where it looked like I was masturbating furiously while my head was buried in her knicker drawer. Fortunately she accepted that I had buckled up my belt one notch loose and my trousers had fallen down causing me to trip up. I reached out to grab something to break my fall and ended up pulling her drawer out and falling head first into it. At that precise moment my penis became extremely itchy and I had to give it a good scratch. Honesty is always the best policy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 1352915729[/url]' post='6806354']Since I've started using my ipad I am inadvertently checking on people's status when trying to get in a topic. Happens to me constantly. Got one of these touch pens but it seems to have a mind of its own 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 There's an advert for United Way that appears on the edge of this site. I think the guy in the photo looks like UKIP guy with the funny name - Farrage or whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) Edited November 14, 2012 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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