xbl Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Just found out if you have an Android phone........... On versions after 2.3 if you go to Settings > About Phone then keep tapping on Android Version something will happen depending on which version you have... Thats cool, I never knew that! Jelly Bean FTW. Although I only get one Jelly Bean, no floating ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Sigh. Please refer to your inferior status using the VT Cut-Out-And-Keep Map of Scotland. Anywhere north-east of the Queen Street tunnel is not civilisation: this is the most recognisable dividing line. I'd rather be a savage than a weegie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I would like to have sexual intercourse with the female Chelsea physio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Starting to watch the sopranos, better be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Starting to watch the sopranos, better be good. If you don't like it then you're a c**t. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2y8duQxbOg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2y8duQxbOg Just watched that. LAWL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. I saw the same thing in Turkey a few years back where three muslim women in their burkinis got off the boat and into the sea for a paddle. They looked like three massive black jellyfish floating about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. what 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. I feel for them. It must be a right bugger, growing up with ignorant morons for parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 what Some of the kids were terrified, bearing in mind they were all around 2 and 3 years old and had never seen anything like it before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I feel for them. It must be a right bugger, growing up with ignorant morons for parents. I wish you were my dad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I feel for them. It must be a right bugger, growing up with ignorant morons for parents. My mum and dad took my sister took my sister to Grangemouth swimming pool when she was young (probably 5 or 6) and they were sitting in he cafe area. A group of black basketball players walked in. My sister pointed to them and shouted to my parents 'Mum, dad, LOOK AT THEM!!!'. My mum and dad were thinking 'oh f**k, this is going to be embarrassing when she continued 'look how tall they are!'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. Did it put you off your danger w**k? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Did it put you off your danger w**k? Thinking about wanking in kiddie pools is exactly the sort of thing you would expect from a fat troll hiding out in America. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Thinking about wanking in kiddie pools is exactly the sort of thing you would expect from a fat troll hiding out in America. Were you one of the laughers or the cryers btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Were you one of the laughers or the cryers btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) My mum and dad took my sister took my sister to Grangemouth swimming pool when she was young (probably 5 or 6) and they were sitting in he cafe area. A group of black basketball players walked in. My sister pointed to them and shouted to my parents 'Mum, dad, LOOK AT THEM!!!'. My mum and dad were thinking 'oh f**k, this is going to be embarrassing when she continued 'look how tall they are!'. I, apparently, had a moment like this when I was wee. After being round at a friend's house (we'll call him Joey) I returned home, full of excitement shouting "Guess what Joey's dad has?". My mum - according to her - had a moment of panic thinking I was going to say "He's got black skin!!!!!!1111". Instead I told her that he had glasses. True story, despite the lack of dragons. Edited January 20, 2013 by yoda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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