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FM 2012. I've taken Oriental Lisboa from the third tier of Portuguese football to the Premier League in two season and came 5th in my third. Europe here we come. Best game ever!!

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They make you go to an interview for an hnc? What's that all about?

Fairly common these days. I had to do the same last year for an HNC. College places are much harder to get now as more people want in and colleges are merging and reducing courses

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At my school, someone's medication wore off(i think was the reason) which resulted in 2 ambulances, police with riot gear before a riot van showed up, smashed glass all over the floor (my class was right next to all this) said class being evacuated and f*ck knows what else. :unsure: An interesting day......who the f*ck needs "Educating Yorkshire" Ayrshire's where it's at.

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At my school, someone's medication wore off(i think was the reason) which resulted in 2 ambulances, police with riot gear before a riot van showed up, smashed glass all over the floor (my class was right next to all this) said class being evacuated and f*ck knows what else. :unsure: An interesting day......who the f*ck needs "Educating Yorkshire" Ayrshire's where it's at.

Good old pc plod......always there to help.

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3 wee lads have came to my door so far tonight. Utterly shite jokes, as expected. The fourth wee lad came in. Shit costume, but as ever, I sat down and let the wee guy deliver his joke.

"Knock Knock."

I looked at him as if to say "FFS wee man, a knock knock joke? Really? A wee bit of originality wouldn't go a miss." Being the pure good guy I am though, I replied with the standard:

"Who's there?"

He proceeded by saying:

"Rangers."

Now, this caught my attention. A joke? About Rangers? Yaldy. Batter on wee man; save this horrific night by ripping the shit out of the late deceased, Glasgow Rangers. With so much excitement built up inside me, I responded with:

"Rangers who?"

The anticipation was huge, as I waited for the young lads responce. C'mon lad, I believe in you. He took a breath, looked me in the eye and winked, before saying:

"Exactly."

OOOFFFTTTIIIIEEEEESSSSS! Take all the sweets, lad. You've earned it. Legend.

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3 wee lads have came to my door so far tonight. Utterly shite jokes, as expected. The fourth wee lad came in. Shit costume, but as ever, I sat down and let the wee guy deliver his joke.

"Knock Knock."

I looked at him as if to say "FFS wee man, a knock knock joke. Really? A wee bit of originality wouldn't go a miss." Being the pure good guy I am though, I replied with the standard:

"Who's there?"

He processed by saying:

"Rangers."

Now this had caught my attention. A joke? About Rangers? Yaldy. Batter on wee man; save this horrific night by ripping the shit out of the late deceased, Glasgow Rangers. With ao much excitement built up inside me, I responded with:

"Rangers who?"

The anticipation was huge, as I waited for the young lads responce. C'mon lad, I believe in you. He took a breath, looked me in the eye and winked, before saying:

"Exactly."

OOOFFFTTTIIIIEEEEESSSSS! Take all the sweets, lad. You've earned it. Legend.

lol. Keeping it simple.

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Been done for years - I started college in '98 and had to do the interview-thing beforehand...

No quite sure the point of it though - If you've got the qualifications from school then surely that's all that's required?

Probably want to weed out the shit throwers, tbh.

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I've been trying to keep up to speed as much as possible with what's happening in Syria. When I was flying through Doha in July I was genuinely surprised to see a Flights leaving Doha into Damascus. I find it staggering that amongst all the fighting in Damascus, there's international flights coming and going.

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