Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Man fined after penis flash dance ‘buffoonery’ outside Pie Bob’s I forgot about that. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/man-fined-after-penis-flash-dance-buffoonery-outside-pie-bob-s-1.147146 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Found hiding behind some wheelie bins, eh. Probably wunfellaff's twin brother, bothfelloot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Someone's dubbed Tidus from Final Fantasy X's really forced attempts at laughing over the canned laughter on Big Bang Theory and it's worth watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Blinded by the light. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24747720 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) Thanks lads for the good luck messages. I've been offered a place to study HNC Business starting from January through in Glasgow. Edited October 31, 2013 by Southside Hibee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) FM 2012. I've taken Oriental Lisboa from the third tier of Portuguese football to the Premier League in two season and came 5th in my third. Europe here we come. Best game ever!! Edited October 31, 2013 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Thanks lads for the good luck messages. I've been offered a place to study HNC Business starting from January through in Glasgow. They make you go to an interview for an hnc? What's that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 They make you go to an interview for an hnc? What's that all about? Fairly common these days. I had to do the same last year for an HNC. College places are much harder to get now as more people want in and colleges are merging and reducing courses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHNBr3PZQaE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 At my school, someone's medication wore off(i think was the reason) which resulted in 2 ambulances, police with riot gear before a riot van showed up, smashed glass all over the floor (my class was right next to all this) said class being evacuated and f*ck knows what else. An interesting day......who the f*ck needs "Educating Yorkshire" Ayrshire's where it's at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Had an uncontrollable fit of the giggles while in the post office queue when this popped into my head... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9lbyM0c51A 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 What was the medication? MDMA by the sounds of things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 What was the medication? No idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 At my school, someone's medication wore off(i think was the reason) which resulted in 2 ambulances, police with riot gear before a riot van showed up, smashed glass all over the floor (my class was right next to all this) said class being evacuated and f*ck knows what else. An interesting day......who the f*ck needs "Educating Yorkshire" Ayrshire's where it's at. Good old pc plod......always there to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) 3 wee lads have came to my door so far tonight. Utterly shite jokes, as expected. The fourth wee lad came in. Shit costume, but as ever, I sat down and let the wee guy deliver his joke. "Knock Knock." I looked at him as if to say "FFS wee man, a knock knock joke? Really? A wee bit of originality wouldn't go a miss." Being the pure good guy I am though, I replied with the standard: "Who's there?" He proceeded by saying: "Rangers." Now, this caught my attention. A joke? About Rangers? Yaldy. Batter on wee man; save this horrific night by ripping the shit out of the late deceased, Glasgow Rangers. With so much excitement built up inside me, I responded with: "Rangers who?" The anticipation was huge, as I waited for the young lads responce. C'mon lad, I believe in you. He took a breath, looked me in the eye and winked, before saying: "Exactly." OOOFFFTTTIIIIEEEEESSSSS! Take all the sweets, lad. You've earned it. Legend. Edited October 31, 2013 by forzamorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 3 wee lads have came to my door so far tonight. Utterly shite jokes, as expected. The fourth wee lad came in. Shit costume, but as ever, I sat down and let the wee guy deliver his joke. "Knock Knock." I looked at him as if to say "FFS wee man, a knock knock joke. Really? A wee bit of originality wouldn't go a miss." Being the pure good guy I am though, I replied with the standard: "Who's there?" He processed by saying: "Rangers." Now this had caught my attention. A joke? About Rangers? Yaldy. Batter on wee man; save this horrific night by ripping the shit out of the late deceased, Glasgow Rangers. With ao much excitement built up inside me, I responded with: "Rangers who?" The anticipation was huge, as I waited for the young lads responce. C'mon lad, I believe in you. He took a breath, looked me in the eye and winked, before saying: "Exactly." OOOFFFTTTIIIIEEEEESSSSS! Take all the sweets, lad. You've earned it. Legend. lol. Keeping it simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Been done for years - I started college in '98 and had to do the interview-thing beforehand... No quite sure the point of it though - If you've got the qualifications from school then surely that's all that's required? Probably want to weed out the shit throwers, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 ^^^ Never going to live it'd down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 ^Tedious. Old. All been done before. Lost its funny. Everyone finds it boring now^ True, the humour abates, unlike the smell of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I've been trying to keep up to speed as much as possible with what's happening in Syria. When I was flying through Doha in July I was genuinely surprised to see a Flights leaving Doha into Damascus. I find it staggering that amongst all the fighting in Damascus, there's international flights coming and going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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