dave258 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 http://www.theguardian.com/sport/football-cliches/2013/oct/31/talking-language-sunday-league-football I've used about a dozen of these, and probably a hundred more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 3 wee lads have came to my door so far tonight. Utterly shite jokes, as expected. The fourth wee lad came in. Shit costume, but as ever, I sat down and let the wee guy deliver his joke. "Knock Knock." I looked at him as if to say "FFS wee man, a knock knock joke? Really? A wee bit of originality wouldn't go a miss." Being the pure good guy I am though, I replied with the standard: "Who's there?" He proceeded by saying: "Rangers." Now, this caught my attention. A joke? About Rangers? Yaldy. Batter on wee man; save this horrific night by ripping the shit out of the late deceased, Glasgow Rangers. With so much excitement built up inside me, I responded with: "Rangers who?" The anticipation was huge, as I waited for the young lads responce. C'mon lad, I believe in you. He took a breath, looked me in the eye and winked, before saying: "Exactly." OOOFFFTTTIIIIEEEEESSSSS! Take all the sweets, lad. You've earned it. Legend. I had people come round without even having a joke. Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Two bottles of Mogen David 20/20 isn't good for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I had two bottles of MDece last Halloween and blacked out completely. It really is the best drink known to man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I had two bottles of MDece last Halloween and blacked out completely. It really is the best drink known to man. I was in my bed for midnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 3 wee lads have came to my door so far tonight. Utterly shite jokes, as expected. The fourth wee lad came in. Shit costume, but as ever, I sat down and let the wee guy deliver his joke. "Knock Knock." I looked at him as if to say "FFS wee man, a knock knock joke? Really? A wee bit of originality wouldn't go a miss." Being the pure good guy I am though, I replied with the standard: "Who's there?" He proceeded by saying: "Rangers." Now, this caught my attention. A joke? About Rangers? Yaldy. Batter on wee man; save this horrific night by ripping the shit out of the late deceased, Glasgow Rangers. With so much excitement built up inside me, I responded with: "Rangers who?" The anticipation was huge, as I waited for the young lads responce. C'mon lad, I believe in you. He took a breath, looked me in the eye and winked, before saying: "Exactly." OOOFFFTTTIIIIEEEEESSSSS! Take all the sweets, lad. You've earned it. Legend. I'm actually in tears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 3 wee lads have came to my door so far tonight. Utterly shite jokes, as expected. The fourth wee lad came in. Shit costume, but as ever, I sat down and let the wee guy deliver his joke. "Knock Knock." I looked at him as if to say "FFS wee man, a knock knock joke? Really? A wee bit of originality wouldn't go a miss." Being the pure good guy I am though, I replied with the standard: "Who's there?" He proceeded by saying: "Rangers." Now, this caught my attention. A joke? About Rangers? Yaldy. Batter on wee man; save this horrific night by ripping the shit out of the late deceased, Glasgow Rangers. With so much excitement built up inside me, I responded with: "Rangers who?" The anticipation was huge, as I waited for the young lads responce. C'mon lad, I believe in you. He took a breath, looked me in the eye and winked, before saying: "Exactly." OOOFFFTTTIIIIEEEEESSSSS! Take all the sweets, lad. You've earned it. Legend. AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/ SCENES. My personal favourite being "love the couch. even like the colour". What a find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/ Lmao, the ' not gay like but what's that guys name' had me wetting myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/ That is quite excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 sent a snapchat of me nailing some dirty to all my pals. scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 sent a snapchat of me nailing some dirty to all my pals. scenes. i thought you had a burd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 i thought you had a burd? correct. i had one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Had you not just moved in together as well, Matty? Sorry to hear that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/*doffs cap* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Had you not just moved in together as well, Matty? Sorry to hear that. Aye. Im meeting another girl on sunday so its all good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 correct. i had one. Oh so now you're just a tap shagger.Good son! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Aye. Im meeting another girl on sunday so its all good. Nice wan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Matty's still a VL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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