Dubskelper Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I killed another sparrow yesterday. I am become Death, the destroyer of speugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 ^^^^^sparkling brook. I know him, he's more dull as ditch water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Would make for a rather interesting Come Dine With Me though. Jermain has injured his hamstring taking his crème brûlée out of the oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Mumsnet! We know who wears the troosers in Div's hoose. Div wears Speedos as he lives in his hot tub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I like my soup like I like my women. Tomato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I killed another sparrow yesterday. I am become Death, the destroyer of speugs. How did you manage to catch the fucker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10440606/Cambridge-pensioner-fed-up-with-cyclists-poured-dog-mess-over-mans-head.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Today's Dundee Courier described me as a 'useful singer'. I'm totally over the moon with such an incredible compliment. Can't wait to share the news with everybody. ''You a good singer?'' ''Well, I'm useful. That's for sure.'' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Today's Dundee Courier described me as a 'useful singer'. Prob a typo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Useful as a what, though? I'm a pretty good Table Football player, so maybe that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I'm a pretty good Table Football player, so maybe that. I knew you were shorter than average, but it somewhat negates the spirit of competition when you actually climb into the table and take part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Wee assistant teacher at my old school getting done with making a sex tape with a pupil. Gutted it wasn't me. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/school-assistant-could-face-jail-over-sex-video-with-16yearold-belfast-pupil-at-st-marys-christian-brothers-boys-grammar-school-29742615.html Edited November 11, 2013 by Belfast_Tim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Wee assistant teacher at my old school getting done with making a sex tape with a pupil. Gutted it wasn't me. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. What's it with Celtic fans and schoolkids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Today's Dundee Courier described me as a 'useful singer'. I'm totally over the moon with such an incredible compliment. Can't wait to share the news with everybody. ''You a good singer?'' ''Well, I'm useful. That's for sure.'' I would'nt worry about these c***s, the local Manchester press gave The Smiths nothing but negativity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 TRS is far too affable on here to be Dundee's equivalent of Morrissey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubskelper Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 How did you manage to catch the fucker? I went off-road. Almost bagged a brace but the wee fucker made it into the trees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 *patiently awaits StandFree to enter the discussion* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 What's it with Celtic fans and schoolkids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Div wears Speedos as he lives in his hot tub. Not really an image I want stuck in my head just prior to bedtime, thanks Zen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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