BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Did you w**k into a sock in front of the guy to emphasise how good it was? This is getting old and boring now Stop doing it then; surprised your burger man hasn't called the police TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) A jokes a joke though its getting predictable. I enjoy laughing at my own expense more so than anyone but the jokes are predictable and boring. It's only 'cause we love you, ***. You're e-famous! (for wanking into socks) Edit: lol at a common Facebook term of affection being censored 'cause of they sectarian bassas Edited September 27, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 As i said I'm obviously happy to have the piss taken out of me but sometimes its not funny just because its obvious and repetitive ken? *hugs* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 This is getting old and boring now Sorry I'll put a sock in it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 At some point this week, I deleted a Blu-Ray disc's worth of backup data without actually backing it up first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Well thats relatively funny so fair play You should check out every reply to a Gary Lineker tweet ever. Did you know he once shat on the pitch??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Cnut! I did that pun a few days ago and got nae recognition! Dummy well and truly spat, toys right oot the pram! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Having had a recent minor piece of surgery I have been forced to sleep on my right side to avoid the stitches. Needles to say I have woken up every morning since with a massive Pat Bonner. It is like being a teenager again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Cnut! I did that pun a few days ago and got nae recognition! Dummy well and truly spat, toys right oot the pram! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 http://www.bluelight.org/vb/archive/index.php/t-559667.html shishigami 06-03-2011, 10:13 Toilet paper. I used to come on my stomach but somehow I frequently manage to ejaculate to one side, getting it on my bed if I don't catch it. Or once it went so far I got it on my face. That was immensely surprising and unpleasant. I find that if I do it in the shower it frequently gets caught in my pubes, leaving me with an obnoxious mess to clean up. Is getting a cumshot up to your face not a achievement all men feel proud of ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I'm with Throbber on this one.....using a sock is the way forward. maximum pleasure minimum mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I'm with Throbber on this one.....using a sock is the way forward. maximum pleasure minimum mess. Agreed. During my teenage years my socks were like boomerangs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I used to do it in the bin next to my bed when i was a teenager, just leant over the bed and shot straight into it. I remember the smell to this day and recently smelt it when i was in the bedroom of a 16 year old boy Classy. Wish I had thought of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I used to do it in the bin next to my bed when i was a teenager, just leant over the bed and shot straight into it. I remember the smell to this day and recently smelt it when i was in the bedroom of a 16 year old boy WHAT THE f**k!!!!!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It sounds a lot worse than it should, i was only in his room to play x box Stop. It. Right. Now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It was a friend of a friend of a friend, i didn't have it in me to tell the childs mother but i knew the smell right away. It smells a bit like an out of date banana When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room. Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room. Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush. It might have been something to do with his socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I never used socks at that age Because of your religious beliefs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned .....and that milud concludes my cross examination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned Did you have a good fiddle on his joystick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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