Gareth_Glasgow Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Anyone else ever pumped a dolphin after being seduced by one? "A man who had sex with a performing dolphin at an amusement park in the 1970s has claimed the encounter took place because the animal seduced him." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2934586/Man-SEX-dolphin-1970s-claims-new-film-performing-mammal-one-seduced-him.html ...that bitch. Yeah you, you averagy looking cocktease. You girl who got yourself alone from your mates, who started doing flips for me, who made me clap, and yeah, you lured me into the pool and I actually even offered to throw you a ring. Well see when I look round, you have a faceful of food, then f**k you! And don't try and act like nothing happened. f**k you you cockteasing bitch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Just started writing a novella. Roy of the Rovers meets Trainspotting type endeavour. Not an original concept but mine's will be better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Just started writing a novella. Roy of the Rovers meets Trainspotting type endeavour. Not an original concept but mine's will be better. Sounds good. Link me to the final product! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Our front door this morning - 70cm+ of snow in past 24hrs with over 100kph winds Hope your larder is fully stocked with canned whole chickens. Looks like you'll be stuck for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 booitsme has to run out of gifs sometime surely doubtful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) f**k everything. Edited February 16, 2015 by Eoin Doyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 f**k everything. I don't think I've got time. I have to do the school run at 8.50am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 I don't think I've got time. I have to do the school run at 8.50am. Some people just have no ambition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 f**k everything. Stay out of the cutlery drawer, it's always a bad idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Such a perfect month for people with OCD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Airplane vs Volcano just starting on the 4Music channel. Never seen nor heard of it but I feel compelled to watch what is bound to be a 1* classic along with the likes of Megashark vs Giant Octopus and Sharknado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Naga Marchetty's hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Such a perfect month for people with OCD february-2015-calendar.gif Except calenders should start on a Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Airplane vs Volcano just starting on the 4Music channel. Never seen nor heard of it but I feel compelled to watch what is bound to be a 1* classic along with the likes of Megashark vs Giant Octopus and Sharknado. If you're a fan of these types of movies, be sure to watch Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. It contains this fantastic action sequence: As well as this immortal line delivered by proud Scotsman John Barrowman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Naga Marchetty's hair. What happened? Frizz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Just watched the last 2 episodes of season two of Sons of Anarchy. This is better than Breaking Bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Just watched the last 2 episodes of season two of Sons of Anarchy. This is better than Breaking Bad. No it's not, but it's a very good programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 That Mars1 programme is just mental, what sort of loony would want to sign up to a 1 way ticket to Mars in 10 years time. Pretty big commitment.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Did you see the nick of her? A martian is probably her only hope. Aye.... If you mean the short haired Scottish one then good point. The English Asian one looked quite tidy on the news just there though. Watching more about it it's batshit mental. Planning on doing a reality TV show up there too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Aye.... If you mean the short haired Scottish one then good point. The English Asian one looked quite tidy on the news just there though. Watching more about it it's batshit mental. Planning on doing a reality TV show up there too. Will they take you if we have a whip round for your fare? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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