Sergeant Wilson Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 everything always points to fucking cancer as well. f**k google I always think that as well. Then I get to the weight loss symptoms and realise I'm tickety boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Can't believe I'm actually doing this... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05tpq0y/the-one-show-13052015 From about 8:30 onwards I give an answer that was clearly so embarrassingly awful that out of 40 shows and thousands of questions, it's the only one they show! In my very limited defence, I was bricking it the whole day beforehand and the day of filming and when I got my first question all I could think of was "Oh I'm going to be on TV and Sandi Toksvig is speaking to me" so I only ended up hearing two words of the question, "animal" and "license"! Still, I made the next round. That wasn't that bad an answer, at least you said an animal! My favourite shite answer was on Pointless where someone thought that American Psycho was written by Antony Worrall Thompson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Mozza, you might want to sit down before you open this spoiler... http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/studio-10s-sarah-harris-and-jessica-rowe-perform-cockroach-challenge/story-fnpilxz1-1227355090422 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjRAkH2pSPE Hope they removed the cockroach before moving on to the next round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 That wasn't that bad an answer, at least you said an animal! My favourite shite answer was on Pointless where someone thought that American Psycho was written by Antony Worrall Thompson. Coh. Does this look like the face of a man who likes to fantasise about torturing prostitutes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Jason Statham's ladyfriend is quite attractive. This yin? She looks like they went a bit mad with the forceps when she was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://www.toffs.com/barcelona-1970s-home-retro-football-shirt Bought this. Pretty happy with it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) Low level in a Typhoon. Didn't know when I posted that video this morning that later today, Typhoons would be chasing The Ruskies ancient bombers off the north of Scotland. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32740942 Edited May 14, 2015 by FlyerTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 This yin? She looks like they went a bit mad with the forceps when she was born. "She's got some neck oan her that lassie". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 That wasn't that bad an answer, at least you said an animal! My favourite shite answer was on Pointless where someone thought that American Psycho was written by Antony Worrall Thompson. Well that's made me feel better, even I wouldn't have said that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Well that's made me feel better, even I wouldn't have said that! Are you sure Monkey Boy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Are you sure Monkey Boy? Well... Everyone had a good laugh about it afterwards so at least I brightened up people's day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Well... Everyone had a good laugh about it afterwards so at least I brightened up people's day! Aye, cuz everyone else would have been thinking "At least am guaranteed to beat that thick b*****d!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://www.toffs.com/barcelona-1970s-home-retro-football-shirt Bought this. Pretty happy with it! Got a similar one in a Salou market in 95 with Hagi on the back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 India is really fucked up. Wifes birthday present sorted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Anyone ever had 'frozen shoulder' or shoulder pain for a few days or more? Useful site below: https://www.frozenshoulder.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 (edited) In the physio's waiting room last night and there is a middle aged couple (albeit not a "couple") and they are talking a load of New Age pish about love / happiness / yoga etc etc in very soft tones. The guy is pretty hefty with a really mad hairdo, a bit like Freddie Boswell times two. He pulls out a book and says, "Have you seen my new book?" She says, "No, I haven't. Oh, is it historical fiction?" He says, "Sort of. It's based on one of my previous lives." He then proceeds to tell her about how he was quite depressed in this particular previous life, so he decided to make the hero a very strong character. They then disappear into one of the consulting rooms that they had apparently hired for an hour. No idea what the score was with the two of them. Edited May 15, 2015 by Hampden Diehard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 In the physio's waiting room last night and there is a middle aged couple (albeit not a "couple") and they are talking a load of New Age pish about love / happiness / yoga etc etc in very soft tones. The guy is pretty hefty with a really mad hairdo, a bit like Freddie Boswell times two. He pulls out a book and says, "Have you seen my new book?" She says, "No, I haven't. Oh, is it historical fiction?" He says, "Sort of. It's based on one of my previous lives." He then proceeds to tell her about how he was quite depressed in this particular previous life, so he decided to make the hero a very strong character. They then disappear into one of the consulting rooms that they had apparently hired for an hour. No idea what the score was with the two of them. I think we all know what the score was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Local radio station very kindly contacted me this morning to say that they're going to play one of my tracks on their blues show tonight. Then blues legend, B.B. King sadly passes away today. I'm going to get bumped, aren't I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Just seen Charlie Nicholas on Sauchiehall Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/u/glasgow-licensing-board-shuts-club-element-of-the-arches.1431698396 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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