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I'm going to post something on Sunday that's going to blow the roof off this place. There will have never been a post like this before, the forums will erupt, there will be crying children and granny danger will finally have a fatal heart attack.

Be there.

Sunday 4pm.

General Nonsense.

P&B's first transgender operation?

We're all behind you. Hope the wife knows, however.

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The sun burn i received from a few hours unprotected yesterday is the worst i have ever received - keep in mind i have sunbathed in Spain, Turkey and Australia in the past. Never thought the Scottish sun would turn me this shade of red

Meanwhile, the Scottish Sun is a constant riddy.

Sitting out the back enjoying my day off and the mrs has just handed me a beer. Handing me a beer at twenty to eleven in the morning, i think this ones a keeper boys

^^^ currently regaining consciousness from his alcohol-fuelled slumber to find himself tied up in a sleeping bag, being battered with a frying pan.

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He was sitting opposite me. I expect that made him even more miserable.

Well, you made clearly it home safely, so obviously nobody put any old episodes of Spitting Image on their laptop.

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For your last big win Matty, what stake did you put in and how long did that take to build up to? I've seen some decent wins but nothing on that scale.

Won 225 on champs league final and about 2 hours.

Always on numbers

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Did you blow your house deposit on red and it came out black?

Mate I could put my house deposit on a number and it'd come in just now

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Some darts player from Hong Kong is sponsored by David Icke.

Did you see the state of the old boy from Singapore? Looks like he should have been throwing arrows from a wheelchair!

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