bullywee Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 And that's too rich for me. I hope DA Baracus catches Masturbatory AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Night out in Edinburgh last night. Went to Brew Dog for a few beers that was pretty decent. Mate recommend a club named Opal Lounge as he's "head good things about it" Never again, it was horrendous, 20 minutes at the bar waiting to get a drink, overcrowded and very much a sausage factory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Pair of jake balls on the train station platform appear blitzed as they are singing "don't break my heart my achy breaky heart" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Night out in Edinburgh last night. Went to Brew Dog for a few beers that was pretty decent. Mate recommend a club named Opal Lounge as he's "head good things about it" Never again, it was horrendous, 20 minutes at the bar waiting to get a drink, overcrowded and very much a sausage factory. Ohh I feel sorry for you. Opal isn't very good at all. Next time go to El Barrios it's much more fun and you'll get served no problem and have lots of very attractive folk dancing salsa! Only place that's decent on George Street is Why Not, but only on a cheap night like a Monday. I'd be staying well clear every Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 How do you get the love yoghurt out of it? Warm water and a couple of fingers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Sounds like my latest sexual experience That also sounds like a lot of work, do you just put your fingers in the same hole to clean it out or does it come with an anus? Where to begin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Sounds like my latest sexual experience That also sounds like a lot of work, do you just put your fingers in the same hole to clean it out or does it come with an anus? There are 2 holes on the back. One is connected to the main chamber so you jizz out of it. The other is a wee pocket that you can slide a bullet in to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 You can jizz out of it. You don't have to punctuate in to it. I clean in the bathroom sink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Have you got Face time or Skype? I do not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mrcat1990 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 The problem with those masterbation sleeves is the amount of fucking mess and clean up just for a w**k. They can be epic, but I often just want to jizz and get on with my next task (melting down the fag burnt corpse). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Jesus. Is greeting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 (edited) When in Paris I visited the Sexodrome, which is Europe's largest sex store with four floors. In a glass case was a sex doll that cost around €10,000. I'd expect an orgasm that would put me in a month long happy coma for that money. Edited June 14, 2015 by mrcat1990 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I suppose if there wasn't an anus and it was water tight you could clean the goo out by filling the mechanism with water and using it like a water pistol like i do with the rubber ducks in my bath Why are you masturbating with the ducks in your bath? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 P&B is a weird and wonderful place. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 "So DA Baracas, what did you do this weekend?" "I bought a spunk toy and jizzed in it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Im not but they are equipped with an exit hole at the bottom so you can use them as a make shift water pistol. Wish in theory would work for this plastic vagina, if it had semen in it all you would need to do is create a vacuum and to fill it up with soapy water and then squeeze it. I should clear up that it's not plastic. It's made from thermoplastic rubber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 "So DA Baracas, what did you do this weekend?" "I bought a spunk toy and jizzed in it" I also watched the football. Classic Monday morning water cooler chat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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