KnightswoodBear Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I've just farted in bed resulting in such an horrific smell that my wife has stormed off dry boaking to the spare room in the huff. I have to be honest with you. I'm feeling pretty fucking proud of myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Yaaaaas:lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I've just farted in bed resulting in such an horrific smell that my wife has stormed off dry boaking to the spare room in the huff. I have to be honest with you. I'm feeling pretty fucking proud of myself. *tennis doubles player fist punch* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I've just farted in bed resulting in such an horrific smell that my wife has stormed off dry boaking to the spare room in the huff. I have to be honest with you. I'm feeling pretty fucking proud of myself. Kudos sir. Well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Nice one, KB. My proudest ever moment was when I let out a silent guff in bed one night and the smell woke the wife up. She though there was a gas leak. TBF she probably wasn't looking forward to the engineer from SGN using his GasCo seeker near her nethers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Worst I ever done was put the bathroom in our Ibiza hotel out of order for an hour last year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Anyone can be David guetta. All you need is a USB stick with some shitey dance music and a bunch of gullible people. Anyone but you maybe. You're a raging simpleton who would struggle to do what you've described above, although that's obviously not what Guetta etc do. * I'm not a fan of dance music in the slightest but folk who think the huge artists do nothing but plug in an iPod are idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Anyone but you maybe. You're a raging simpleton who would struggle to do what you've described above, although that's obviously not what Guetta etc do. * I'm not a fan of dance music in the slightest but folk who think the huge artists do nothing but plug in an iPod are idiots. Have you seen his garden furniture? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Friday night listening to Queen and Johnny Cash. I think I'm a 50 year old man trapped in a 23 year olds body 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Friday night listening to Queen and Johnny Cash. I think I'm a 50 year old man trapped in a 23 year olds body 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 h.jpg Explains the random wanks, tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Thatchers, ooo aar. Best of gear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Are you David Guetta?Sergio Pizzorno 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Imagine your daughter told you about a My Little Pony convention she wanted to go to, so you took her and it was like this. https://youtu.be/7cOzekvYZig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) Have you seen his garden furniture?Is there a link to a picture of this fabled garden furniture? I need to know if it's as shit as it sounds. Edited July 11, 2015 by Sweaty Morph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I hope Doc McStuffins catches something terminal from one of her toys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Is there a link to a picture of this fabled garden furniture? I need to know if it's as shit as it sounds. Wow. Really?. How pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I've just farted in bed resulting in such an horrific smell that my wife has stormed off dry boaking to the spare room in the huff. I have to be honest with you. I'm feeling pretty fucking proud of myself. There's a whole thread of farting stories somewhere. Pretty certain I shared my tale of the time I evacuated a whole building 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 There's a whole thread of farting stories somewhere. Pretty certain I shared my tale of the time I evacuated a whole building http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/208002-farting-in-public-places/ Some quality stories in that thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I hope Doc McStuffins catches something terminal from one of her toys. I feel better, so much better.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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