DA Baracus Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Might well be the greatest tv theme tune ever composed. It's definitely up there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Airdrie Onions Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 "by power vested in me i now pronounce [you] [man & wife]" no one coud stop him from changig how words sound if man & wife know what i mean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 That's apparantly quite funny but I don't get it and it's hurting my brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 My mrs is over in Amsterdam the now on a Henny and got her purse lifted with her nightly money - thankfully she only had 50 euros left in her purse and no cards etc. In other newsI just sent my daughter and niece to the shop with a pound (age 6 and the shop is within sight of the house. They have come back with a pounds worth of sweets and £25 in notes found beside my neighbours car. Just chapped their door and asked if they had lost any cash, response is negative and I'm £24 up. I see this as instant karma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Amsterdam is a wonderful city but horrendous for pick pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 My mrs is over in Amsterdam the now on a Henny and got her purse lifted with her nightly money - thankfully she only had 50 euros left in her purse and no cards etc. In other newsI just sent my daughter and niece to the shop with a pound (age 6 and the shop is within sight of the house. They have come back with a pounds worth of sweets and £25 in notes found beside my neighbours car. Just chapped their door and asked if they had lost any cash, response is negative and I'm £24 up. I see this as instant karma. I greenied this as you have brought your daughter up unscheme-like. You're still Deefiant from the block though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I just had a diced steak and tomato casserole from the slow cooker, the first time I've done one with steak. Was decent enough. I'm now sat with my first ever 'Lava Java' just because of the coffee nuts on here. I never usually drink coffee at all but I'm having this bleck, nae shigur. Be the first Saturday I've ever been out my pus but not on drugs or drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Having a spinach salad with chicken fillets and Nando's sauce for tea. May chuck in some couscous as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 ^^^Kebab, beer & Ching type-post IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I was at a wedding last night. I got up at 4.30 and I'm already back in bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 My mrs is over in Amsterdam the now on a Henny and got her purse lifted with her nightly money - thankfully she only had 50 euros left in her purse and no cards etc. In other newsI just sent my daughter and niece to the shop with a pound (age 6 and the shop is within sight of the house. They have come back with a pounds worth of sweets and £25 in notes found beside my neighbours car. Just chapped their door and asked if they had lost any cash, response is negative and I'm £24 up. I see this as instant karma. Your daughter turned over the local offie and she not even seven yet? You'll be retiring on the tribute received from that one, Don Deefiant, mark my words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Your daughter turned over the local offie and she not even seven yet? You'll be retiring on the tribute received from that one, Don Deefiant, mark my words. My primary school had a bank robber aged 9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 My primary school had a bank robber aged 9. Not all of us can live in such privileged areas, alas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Furthering my post regarding my dinner, here's a picture of it. Obviously with a nice wee filter. Chicken fillet, spinach, and Nando's sauce; simple, yet absolutely brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie&Bovril1437240753.390069.jpg Furthering my post regarding my dinner, here's a picture of it. Obviously with a nice wee filter. Chicken fillet, spinach, and Nando's sauce; simple, yet absolutely brilliant. Is that the bairn's plate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Is that the bairn's plate? Nah, my gran's choice of plates. It has a picture of a cow in the middle of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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