Smurph Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I don't know what a jengie is but the answer is yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I don't know what a jengie is but the answer is yes. Seems to me like a word for swedgers tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I had an email read out on Off The Ball once about wooden rattles, to my wife's family's delight. The wife (who's an American Jew) knew about our football rattles before she met me, as Jewish weans use them at Purim to put the shits up arch-b*****d Hamen when the book of Esther is read. She thought it was fucking hilarious that they're banned at matches now in case they're used as weapons. I may not have converted, but they were pleased to see I was paying attention For all of Friday I was utterly convinced it was Saturday. I knew for a fact it was Friday, people continuously told me it was Friday, but it just felt, the whole day, like a Saturday. I literally just thought to myself "I wonder what the Thistle score was" thinking that it was now Sunday morning. That's spooky, as I had the same thing today, to the point of not doing any work for my main job. And yes, I came home from the other job wondering how we'd got on against Berwick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 do I have to edit my post to "northern hemisphere" now... No leave it as is. We can just point and laugh at your inaccuracy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Rowdy Roddy Piper has died. Another childhood hero gone for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 My last day in London today after living here for the last five years. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Going to a food festival todayYou'll teach them a thing or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Going to a food festival today Keep a look out for some greetin' fat guy stuffing his face with chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Going to a food festival today Where is it, throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Where is it, throbber? He doesn't know yet, he waits at the crem and follows the cars back to whatever hotel the mourners go to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 George square , up near Edinburgh uni. There is one on inverleith as well but you need to pay to get in, think that has a few celebrity chefs at it though That's where the Assembly tent has been set up. It'll just be the food court. They charge you about £8 a burger there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Made my girlfriend a three course meal last night, then spent the rest of the night watching what she wanted seeing as it was her birthday. This morning ive slept until 10, and shes apparently tried to wake me as she wants to go into town and shop but ive refused to get up in my half asleep state. So now im the worst person in the world who doesnt deserve spoken too. Its in moments like this i understand the phrase "bitches be crazy" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You think I should just not bother ? Try it out, it's a good laugh. But make sure you take your student loan with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) So you're going as well? Nah, I'll be having beer and burgers / (link) sausages all afternoon and evening. A friend's family always put on an ace 'last weekend of July' BBQ so that's my plan for the day. This morning ive slept until 10, and shes apparently tried to wake me as she wants to go into town and shop but ive refused to get up in my half asleep state. So now im the worst person in the world who doesnt deserve spoken too. Its in moments like this i understand the phrase "bitches be crazy" I treated myself to a bit of study in a real ale pub yesterday, and got a text from the other half saying "I'm also in town, in bar X having drinks with Y & Z, come join us!". Turned up 5 mins later to find her finishing her cocktail, saying "I need to go to New Look to return something before heading home, want to come with me?". I was not amused. Edited August 1, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Made my girlfriend a three course meal last night, then spent the rest of the night watching what she wanted seeing as it was her birthday. This morning ive slept until 10, and shes apparently tried to wake me as she wants to go into town and shop but ive refused to get up in my half asleep state. So now im the worst person in the world who doesnt deserve spoken too. Its in moments like this i understand the phrase "bitches be crazy" Is this the same bird you've moaned about in the past? Get her to f**k, what's that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 This morning ive slept until 10, and shes apparently tried to wake me as she wants to go into town and shop but ive refused to get up in my half asleep state. So now im the worst person in the world who doesnt deserve spoken too. To be fair, this is unacceptable behaviour. My bird did this once after she got blootered the night before. Refused to get up to do something with our day. It was our only day off of the week so I wasn't pleased. Despite the fact she sat up, looked at me and spoke to me she said she didn't remember doing it. Absolutely mental behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Trailing round shops looking at clothes on a Saturday afternoon is my hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 To be fair, this is unacceptable behaviour. My bird did this once after she got blootered the night before. Refused to get up to do something with our day. It was our only day off of the week so I wasn't pleased. My other half has only recently learned that "well, I need to go to the shops for a few things" is not an acceptable answer to "want do you want to do this weekend?". If we lived in the arse end of Meikle Wartle then perhaps I'd be more understanding, but we don't. We live and work in Aberdeen where things like late night midweek shopping exist for a reason. It stuns me that folk say "I can't go away for the weekend because I need a catch up with X for an hour on Sunday", X usually being someone without family commitments who's free almost every single evening after work. Then they usually whinge that they're bored for the remaining weekend time. Grinds my gears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Seriously hungover but heading out to get on it again as there's no Arbroath game today Pub for the football, coupon on Before anyone else says it Mon the Hoops, Hail Hail etc etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) No racist activities planned?I'm usually a spur of the moment type racist Edited August 1, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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