SweeperDee Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Have you never seen Fight Club? Skidmarks isn't that cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Well, himself and a few of my other pals like to give each other wee nudges on the head on a night out (don't ask why, I don't partake in it). He kept on doing it to me and I got annoyed and said stop it; pushed him a wee bit then he just walloped me in the nose. It was actually a cracking connection tbf. No hard feelings though, got an apology and a pint for my worries today. #HeadbuttLAD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 iTunes takes the biscuit for being the worst application in the world. All I want it to do is show the music I want to listen to rather than show me every single song I've bought over the past seven years, spent nearly an hour creating new libraries and all sorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Well, himself and a few of my other pals like to give each other wee nudges on the head on a night out (don't ask why, I don't partake in it). He kept on doing it to me and I got annoyed and said stop it; pushed him a wee bit then he just walloped me in the nose. It was actually a cracking connection tbf. No hard feelings though, got an apology and a pint for my worries today. Sounds like domestic abuse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 The conductor on the train tonight is the spit of the glib and shameless one. To slow to get a photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Scotland get beat (again) P&B goes down (yet again). #StrachanCanGo #DivCanGo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Scotland get beat (again) P&B goes down (yet again). #StrachanCanGo #DivCanGo It's fucking easier to do your tax online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I got headbutted aswell, but it was by a marine, and for no reason, which is pretty standard in Arbroath It's gave me a fucking massive ulcer on the underside of my top lift Why is it when I hear or read that aprt of an incicdent, I always thknk, 'nah it's for being a nob on a night out'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I see Davy Cameron is getting grief for sanctioning drone strikes which have killed two British ISIS insurgents. Can anyone tell me why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I see Davy Cameron is getting grief for sanctioning drone strikes which have killed two British ISIS insurgents. Can anyone tell me why? Because governments shouldn't go about executing its own citizens. Even the Americans put them on trail and send them to prison before execution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Probably had to roll back a few days to a back up It's been six weeks or more on some threads. Good to see that the IT crowd still take backups as seriously as when I worked in the industry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-34181468 I can't see any reason why this isn't a fantastic idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Because governments shouldn't go about executing its own citizens. Even the Americans put them on trail and send them to prison before execution Americans shoot down armed robbers all the time, hows this any different? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-34181468 I can't see any reason why this isn't a fantastic idea. That needs to be hi-jacked by P&B. Just to see Jackie Bird complain about the damage inflicted by Hurricane Thundercunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It's fucking easier to do your tax online. Big team Rangers, eh Zen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I’ve decided that I’m going to bury a time capsule. However, I’ve decided that instead of putting the usual sort of stuff in it, I’m just going to shite in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I see Davy Cameron is getting grief for sanctioning drone strikes which have killed two British ISIS insurgents. Can anyone tell me why? Because he's shite at it. Just yesterday I killed 10, and I wasn't even trying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Americans shoot down armed robbers all the time, hows this any different? You are joking here, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I’ve decided that I’m going to bury a time capsule. However, I’ve decided that instead of putting the usual sort of stuff in it, I’m just going to shite in it. There are ancient cesspits all over the place; at least try and be a wee bit creative, eh? Broken vial of smallpox should do the trick. Make sure and mark it for opening after 2100 so everyone's forgotten what the damned thing was. Lolz! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Because he's shite at it. Just yesterday I killed 10, and I wasn't even trying. Didn't realise you were a radical cleric, DA, but I can see it now you mention it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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