ham89 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Auld ....pfffft just wait till you hit the forties haha' All the best and have a cracking day At fucking work with 0 motivation. Still, the team got me a cake. Not all bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I met a kitten called Cat Damon today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I'm 25 today. Feeling auld. Feeling auld!!!!! I could be your grandad. PS I don't think I am so don't go looking for a present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 No no, the Austrians are generally c***s, but that's a different story. It's their country though, so I was more tolerable of them. What keeps them in Australia anyway? Can't be the ski jumping and schnitzel surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 What keeps them in Australia anyway? Can't be the ski jumping and schnitzel surely? I'm putting that down to my phone!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I'm at an ethical dilemma. I've been asked to attend an interview/presentation for a job position. Now I don't think I've got any chance of the job due to complete lack of experience in the area. Plus I'm meant to be away the week it is on, add to that I've no previous knowledge of the topics required on the presentation. Now whilst I don't think I'll get it, it's be decent prep for other future job interviews. So I'm hoping that they'll allow me to rearrange it, unlikely as it is. So that sort of leaves me as to whether go to the interview I've no chance of getting, or just go with my original plans and go away regardless. Hmmmmm.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Just tell them you've booked a holiday for that week. If they won't change the date, fuckem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Still on jury duty next week,now going into our 3rd week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 That Sherzinger wummin is high as a kite on the One show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I'm 25 today. Feeling auld. Bertie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Tony Currie? The continuity announcer on BBC Scotland, clearing his sinuses, realising that the sound was fucked and not realising that sound was still faded up, 'I have no idea what happened there'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I met a kitten called Cat Damon today. Craig Ferguson's dead robot skeleton sidekick, Geoff Peterson, had a cat named Cat Damon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 No, he's only 25. I'm 32 actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Was driving down to the Lake District the past week, and noticed two things. Theres an absolute f**k load of speed cameras in every town you pass through, its insane Theres such a thing as a "cow bridge" down there, twice we passed under a bridge with cows crossing it in single file 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Not gonna leave the flat today have no energy what so ever So what was all that shite about having to be in Dunfermline by 8am today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I said on monday did i not?! Nope, you said it yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Nope, you said it yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've just been text by my boss telling me that we need to come in over the course of the week because we're changing the way we swipe in and out. Instead of using a card, we'll be using a fingerprint. I don't know if this is a wind-up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've just been text by my boss telling me that we need to come in over the course of the week because we're changing the way we swipe in and out. Instead of using a card, we'll be using a fingerprint. I don't know if this is a wind-up. One of the old places I worked at had a handscan system for getting around the building. Always found that annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've just been text by my boss telling me that we need to come in over the course of the week because we're changing the way we swipe in and out. Instead of using a card, we'll be using a fingerprint. I don't know if this is a wind-up. Man up and give your boss the finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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