gav-ffc Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 When Falkirk won promotion to the SPL about nine or ten years ago, I was talking to a colleague of mine about it. I was pretty well-known around the office as the only Falkirk supporter (I worked in Livingston). After a few minutes he asked me "what about you, are you still going to work here?" and, slightly puzzled, I answered "yes". It was only later I realised that he thought I actually played for Falkirk and would be getting a full-time SPL contract. I've no idea why he thought this as I'd played fives with him before and he would have been able to see that I'm not exactly brilliant at football! It was over ten years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 How to avoid a shark attack: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-07-17/great-white-shark-probably-choked-on-a-sea-lion2c-authorities-/5604410 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 FIFA have objected to Nico Rosberg's helmet for the German GP on the grounds that it infringes their intellectual property. http://www1.skysports.com/f1/news/24207/9384883/nico-rosberg-tweaks-special-german-world-cup-winning-crash-helmet-after-fifa-claim I'm sure a wee brown envelope could have sorted that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Has anyone seen that other video with Carol and the dug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 She has her own canine clothing range, who'd have thought, Carol Kirkwood and doggy fashion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 who'd have thought, Carol Kirkwood and doggy fashion? I've thought of that many times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) FIFA have objected to Nico Rosberg's helmet for the German GP on the grounds that it infringes their intellectual property. http://www1.skysports.com/f1/news/24207/9384883/nico-rosberg-tweaks-special-german-world-cup-winning-crash-helmet-after-fifa-claim I'm sure a wee brown envelope could have sorted that. I don't know what you're suggesting about these two fine, upstanding, organisations,. Edited July 17, 2014 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Has anyone seen that other video with Carol and the dug? is that the one where she makes the dog wear socks.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I've just started a new project next to a KFC where the grease trap is overflowing and not looks revolting but smells it too! Doesn't seem to put anyone off eating there though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I've just started a new project next to a KFC where the grease trap is overflowing and not looks revolting but smells it too! Doesn't seem to put anyone off eating there though! Years ago I gave advice to an Indian gentleman who was planning to open a restaurant and reminded him he would have to have a grease trap installed. He said 'I've got one' pointing out back of the shop, I lifted the cover and said 'no, you've got a choked fucking drain you moron' The fucking manhole(steady), which was five feet deep was full to the gunnels with curry sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Years ago I gave advice to an Indian gentleman who was planning to open a restaurant and reminded him he would have to have a grease trap installed. He said 'I've got one' pointing out back of the shop, I lifted the cover and said 'no, you've got a choked fucking drain you moron' The fucking manhole(steady), which was five feet deep was full to the gunnels with curry sauce. That's minging! The common mistake with drainage design for places like this is that even if they have a grease trap theytend to have a manhole just upstream of it catching all the drainage tails which is pointless as the grease just cools in the manhole and doesn't even reach the trap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I don't know what you're suggesting about these two fine, upstanding, organisations,. You'd have thought they'd know fine well how to go about these things given they work for Bernie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Hope you ordered a kingsize roti and got fired in. Korma down luv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I've just had to do some work and the end user's surname was "Mehboob", which I assume is also what a bird from Dundee would shout if she got smacked in the diddies with a Mitre Mouldmaster Size 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I've had a "cunthe" on the phone once, almost said "hello mr c**t" when I seen it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You calling me a wee lassi? You're getting a raita old state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I just had venison for only the third time in my life. It gets better everytime. Was it dear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Was it dear? That was ever-so-mildly mirthful in 1841....................................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You're getting a raita old state. Well, stop cumin the c**t with me.Things getting chilli between you two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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