BFTD Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Cheers bud. Good at lifting heavy boxes or a dab hand with a paint brush?? Just imagine I'm helping you lift them, in a very real, but a very homoerotic way *smooch* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just got served by Kilt in tesco Feck me when did Kilt take up tennis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Feck me when did Kilt take up tennis? He didn't. Got a job as a Sheriffs Officer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I used to think he was decent but I've finally realised what a whiny c**t Ed Sheeran is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I used to think he was decent but I've finally realised what a whiny c**t Ed Sheeran is. But lately her face seems, Slowly sinking, wasting, Crumbling like pastries. Cuntiest song lyrics of all time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Cool time-lapse photo from Aberdeen airport: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) Beer baron episode of The Simpsons on Channel 4 right now. "You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I'll find you". "No, you won't". Edited September 1, 2014 by GingerSaint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 People leaving Aberdeen? Time Lapse? Aye, taken over 2 1/2 minutes by the look of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 People leaving Aberdeen? Time Lapse? Aye, taken over 2 1/2 minutes by the look of it. Aye, Heathrow just reopened a runway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I don't think I ever want to move house again. I spent weekend helping my new landlord clean and paint flat I'm moving into. Move furniture tomorrow and in by Friday. Made harder by marriage ending. But onwards and upwards and my daughters have a very pink bedroom!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I spent weekend helping my new landlord clean and paint flat I'm moving into. Move furniture tomorrow and in by Friday. Made harder by marriage ending. But onwards and upwards and my daughters have a very pink bedroom!! May the future be what you want it to be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I spent weekend helping my new landlord clean and paint flat I'm moving into. Move furniture tomorrow and in by Friday. Made harder by marriage ending. But onwards and upwards and my daughters have a very pink bedroom!! all the best mate,But more importantly when's the P&B flat warming? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I spent weekend helping my new landlord clean and paint flat I'm moving into. Move furniture tomorrow and in by Friday. Made harder by marriage ending. But onwards and upwards and my daughters have a very pink bedroom!! Not much point asking if you're free for a coffee on Friday then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 The simple pleasures in life are the best, such as wiping your arse with a wet wipe, standing obviously. So refreshing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Not much point asking if you're free for a coffee on Friday then? Feel free to come to the flat! Armed with Allan keys, screw drivers and bleach! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Feel free to come to the flat! Armed with Allan keys, screw drivers and bleach! Deal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 You do realise its to help dispose of ex?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 You do realise its to help dispose of ex?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 You do realise its to help dispose of ex?! I was counting on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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