Swarley Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Actually the newsreaders name in question could be rhyming slang for a solitary gentlemanly pleasure.What the hell rhymes with reading the newspaper whilst having a dump? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Lynne Rankin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) Andrea Brymer? She's from Forfar/Brechin is she not? Brechin indeed. It's got to be Andrea though. She's lovely. Edited September 8, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Indeed it was Wankin Rankin. Actually it was a triple whammy of local stv news readers for me as I also met Stefani Dailly and Susan Nicholson on Saturday. Tinder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 You can't take a drinks can into the football in Scotland, yet the Portland Timbers let a guy with a chainsaw loose behind the goal cut a slice out of a log whenever they score. Because you can't injure someone with a chainsaw. Moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Brechin indeed. It's got to be Andrea though. She's lovely. I had a "blind date" lined up with her through a mutual friend back in about '98........she cancelled a couple of day before though.....turns out she had met her future husband! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had a "blind date" lined up with her through a mutual friend back in about '98........she cancelled a couple of day before though.....turns out she had met her future husband! Her loss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Pat Nevin just said "love your tshirt mate " too me Its a joy division one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Even better. Dundee Flower and Food Festival. Last year I had a piss next to Paul Hollywood, this year I got chatting to two STV newsreaders. The other one I met in a playpark on Sunday. Anyway, Im on a roll as I met Brian Cox this morning (Lochee variety, not the astrophysical arsehole). Isn't it more usual to take a date to the cinema or a restaurant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Her loss My thoughts exactly! Dodged a bullet, mate. Rankin was telling me how frigid Brymer was. Not pretty. Really? *he says hanging himself out to be woooshed* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Sorry, She actually said she's a right wee dirty. just my type then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I've been in a b*****d of a mood all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Coca-Cola Life is p**h Defo just another tactic from Coke to sell more Coke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Coca-Cola Life is p**h Defo just another tactic from Coke to sell more Coke. What is the difference from every other coca-cola? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Less calories and uses stevia as a sweetener. You can imagine my disappointment when I first read that as '"sativa" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 In admin today we were discussing poor customer service, talking about the usual shops: Tesco, Sports Direct, Corner shops etc. Then the new girl in the class- who I've only heard speak twice in the highest pitched, poshest most annoying unpleasant Tory MP style voice I've ever heard- starts talking about the wonderful customer service she received when she was buying her harp. Yes, you read that right, her harp. A long winded story about how the right varnish had to be chosen and why at £3k she thought that maybe the customer service wouldn't be as good because it was (direct quote) "lower in the price range". Serves me right for going to school in MIlngavie I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 In admin today we were discussing poor customer service, talking about the usual shops: Tesco, Sports Direct, Corner shops etc. Then the new girl in the class- who I've only heard speak twice in the highest pitched, poshest most annoying unpleasant Tory MP style voice I've ever heard- starts talking about the wonderful customer service she received when she was buying her harp. Yes, you read that right, her harp. A long winded story about how the right varnish had to be chosen and why at £3k she thought that maybe the customer service wouldn't be as good because it was (direct quote) "lower in the price range". Serves me right for going to school in MIlngavie I suppose. sounds like your average pupil of Douglas Academy in fairness....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 What is the difference from every other coca-cola? It's aimed at the 35-65 market who don't want Diet Coke or Coke Zero which is just the usual BS they come out with 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 There are no words to describe how awful this is. Speechless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 sounds like your average pupil of Douglas Academy in fairness....... True, most of the musicy lot are unbearable, detestable snobbish twunts. I'm no' musicy so I'm pretty sound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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