Jump to content

Things you want to share with P&B


Ad Lib

Recommended Posts

That's pure písh man, I hope they catch the culprit and that ISIS have their way with them or something like that.

In other news I bought a new coat today to replace my previous one that was nice but was bad at not being stolen. Some cahnt took it from the cloakroom at a club I was at with a pretty girl. I was more annoyed that the coat had my sunglasses for driving and my gloves in it, but it's not like they'll be too hard to replace.

Stringback for extra purchase?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Started looking out for these a few years ago - it's surprising how many painted signs for old businesses and products are still proudly on display, albeit faded and sometimes up in places that you wouldn't normally look (ironically). Adds to the history of a town IMO. It's also interesting to see what shops used to be when they're replacing the modern signage and the old painted sign on the brickwork is still there underneath, sometimes going back to Victorian times.

Alright, so I'm old and boring, sue me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30703573

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm friends with a girl on Facebook who has just posted a picture of her baby with jobby all over its clothes. Even more bizarrely, this photo has elicited quite a positive response from some people. ''Aww, cute''.. ''Adorable''.. ''Oopsies''.. etc.

My parents are getting on a bit. In a few years' time, will it be acceptable for me to post pictures of their shit-stained undies? If so, will people respond in a positive manner? ''Aww, incontinence is soooo cuuuuute.''

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm friends with a girl on Facebook who has just posted a picture of her baby with jobby all over its clothes. Even more bizarrely, this photo has elicited quite a positive response from some people. ''Aww, cute''.. ''Adorable''.. ''Oopsies''.. etc.

My parents are getting on a bit. In a few years' time, will it be acceptable for me to post pictures of their shit-stained undies? If so, will people respond in a positive manner? ''Aww, incontinence is soooo cuuuuute.''

I don't know why people feel the need to upload these kind of photos on their Facebook page!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My wallet just turned up under the scaffold on site!

I wonder how it got from my locked drawer in the site office 100yards away to there AND managed relieve itself of the cash it was containing????

Hmmm

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My wallet just turned up under the scaffold on site!

I wonder how it got from my locked drawer in the site office 100yards away to there AND managed relieve itself of the cash it was containing????

Hmmm

Is there any chance that you have been Rohypnolled?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My wallet just turned up under the scaffold on site!

I wonder how it got from my locked drawer in the site office 100yards away to there AND managed relieve itself of the cash it was containing????

Hmmm

I'd let it lie. Bet you were telling everyone you weren't that bothered about the cash but it would be a pain in the arse sorting the cards out. The kindly thief felt sorry for you, bless him/her.

Edited by welshbairn
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'd let it lie. Bet you were telling everyone you weren't that bothered about the cash but it would be a pain in the arse sorting the cards out. The kindly thief felt sorry for you, bless him/her.

I wasn't actually but nevertheless it is a relief (even if I have cancelled all my bank cards).

Did you get the pics back sjc?

I did mate.....chuffed about that :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Journalist/politician Louise Mensch thought Charlie Hebdo was a person.

attachicon.gifLMensch.png

She was an elected MP.

Like most of them, flicking through her Twitter feed made me look forward to the nuclear holocaust.

Is that the incredibly smug lassie who was on Ian's team on Have I Got News For You?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm friends with a girl on Facebook who has just posted a picture of her baby with jobby all over its clothes. Even more bizarrely, this photo has elicited quite a positive response from some people. ''Aww, cute''.. ''Adorable''.. ''Oopsies''.. etc.

My parents are getting on a bit. In a few years' time, will it be acceptable for me to post pictures of their shit-stained undies? If so, will people respond in a positive manner? ''Aww, incontinence is soooo cuuuuute.''

Wow. I missed a trick there. Ours got up early once and locked himself in his bedroom, before decorating himself and his room with the contents of his very full nappy.

Just imagine the greenies if I'd posted a picture on this thread :P

PS Not interested in your parents, but looking even further ahead, ask your kids to post pictures of yourself at that stage :thumsup2

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I did mate.....chuffed about that :)

Another victory for the power of the Catholic Church.

Get them scanned, pronto 8)

Edit for CATHOLICISM!

Edited by BigFatTabbyDave
Link to comment
Share on other sites

My wallet just turned up under the scaffold on site!

I wonder how it got from my locked drawer in the site office 100yards away to there AND managed relieve itself of the cash it was containing????

Hmmm

Did they keep the season ticket?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Saw a girl today walking along the street. She was wearing a cardigan type hooded jacket. It was inside out with all the labels on show. I thought about telling her but then as I was unsure about how to say anything without causing her embarrassment, I just left her to it. Would you have said anything?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Saw a girl today walking along the street. She was wearing a cardigan type hooded jacket. It was inside out with all the labels on show. I thought about telling her but then as I was unsure about how to say anything without causing her embarrassment, I just left her to it. Would you have said anything?

A language teacher at my school turned up with her skirt inside-out, and you bet your sweet ass that we told her about it :lol:

She was a horrid old boot, and her response was to scream, "I'M WELL AWARE OF HOW I PUT MY CLOTHES ON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" So the lesson was, it's better for folk to think that you're a loony than admit you made a mistake :huh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...