BFTD Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 There's a religious influence in Arizona, but it's combined with a deep mistrust of everyone and everything, along with a belief that there's nothing that Arizonans shouldn't be allowed to do. There's still the old Wild West mentality that you need to barricade the door and have your rifle ready, because the guy with the black hat (or the Mexicans, or the Injuns) will be along momentarily to take everything you hold dear. People say Texas is bad for this, but when the US starts to disintegrate, Arizona will be one of the first states to secede. It also wouldn't surprise me if they voted in favour of something ludicrous like a citizen's personal right to own nuclear weapons. So long as you aren't Hispanic, considering that they're passing laws that discriminate on racial grounds these days. As already mentioned, you're allowed to discriminate based on sexuality too, but I'd guess they'd assume that those pansy queers wouldn't be interested in weapons anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I reckon Arizona is probably still better to live in than Alabama 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dunno what the f**k is wrong with me. I think I might be having a panic attack. But apparently they last 30mins tops so maybe not. I feel really on edge though, pretty scary. Hopefully the bowl of cheerios I just had makes me feel better Is that a Lichtie23 prescription? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I've just had steak Lorne toasties. Part cooked,the Lorne, put it on bread with my aunts 'homemade BBQ sauce' which tastes suspiciously like Levi Roots sauce ( ) and some grated cheese, then put it in the toastie machine. It took fucking ages to make, but this is my favourite Saturday breakfast this year, no doubt. That sounds horrific. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I've just had steak Lorne toasties. Part cooked,the Lorne, put it on bread with my aunts 'homemade BBQ sauce' which tastes suspiciously like Levi Roots sauce ( ) and some grated cheese, then put it in the toastie machine. It took fucking ages to make, but this is my favourite Saturday breakfast this year, no doubt. I'd have fish fingers on toast with salad cream if I could be arsed making it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I'd have fish fingers on toast with salad cream if I could be arsed making it! I'm phonin the polis on the pair of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I'm phonin the polis on the pair of you. You don't like fish fingers on toast?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 In these days of beasty DJ's and MP's all over the news, there's just some things that I can't sit back and ignore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 In these days of beasty DJ's and MP's all over the news, there's just some things that I can't sit back and ignore. What gave it away Poirot? Toast, fish fingers, salad cream, or a combination? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 That sounds horrific. I wouldn't bother with sauce but a square toastie is the absolute boss of breakfasts, hungover or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Fish finger sandwiches are also excellent but with salad cream? You want your head looked at, pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I can't sleep tonight. Had a coffee earlier. I don't drink coffee but I've got a dissertation due so it had to be done. I feel unwell. Like someone's laced my coffee with a pill. I feel like I'm on a come down right now. Wtf is going on. I'm genuinely frightened. Caffeine makes some people anxious. Frankie Boyle called Red Bull "anxiety in a can". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I don't smoke, but I often feel similar if I've had a cigarette. Feel really shite, start sweating and get a bit panicky. It's probably just down to not doing it often and having a really weak tolerance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Took the missus out to the local Italian restaurant for lunch this afternoon and their background music was some sort of Michael Bublè Christmas album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Enjoy a good fish finger sandwich, especially when it gets to the mayonnaise part. Better with Hollandaise or a mustard and dill sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 The only sauce suitable to have with a fish finger sandwich is Tomato Ketchup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 To all the haterz.....try a fish fingers on toast with salad cream......it's the bawz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 The correct answer is tartare sauce. Fucking salad cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Caffeine makes some people anxious. Frankie Boyle called Red Bull "anxiety in a can". I can drink Red Bull fine. It was just that coffee man. Absolutely ruined me. Was in bed for 11 and didn't get to sleep till 4, i felt fucking dreadful. Sticking to tea from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 The correct answer is tartare sauce. Fucking salad cream. You'll be sorry when you pop round from your Fountainbridge pad one morning to discover fishfingers o toast with salad cream on the menu at the Yorkshire Rose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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