jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 FFS! Posting WITH the erection would be quite an impressive 'skill' I suppose Don't be a clever dick... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I chuckle at the thought of you saying "windae" in some sort of broken transatlantic twang, just like Lulu. Nope, Still a cross between Caithnesian and Doric twang. I still sound "teuchter" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Nope, Still a cross between Caithnesian and Doric twang. I still sound "teuchter" Aye, so you do, right enough. That'll be...*cough*...£24.80, by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Fucking dade the day Don't know what I'm needing but I'm needing suhin, send help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 A dictionary? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 It's 1.50pm on a Monday afternoon, and I am sitting in my pants watching the tennis whilst cooking a roast dinner, and have just poured a pint. If I wasn't married I think I would probably be dead within a month. I should not be allowed to be on my own in all honesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 It's 1.50pm on a Monday afternoon, and I am sitting in my pants watching the tennis whilst cooking a roast dinner, and have just poured a pint. If I wasn't married I think I would probably be dead within a month. I should not be allowed to be on my own in all honesty. Living the dream 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 It's 1.50pm on a Monday afternoon, and I am sitting in my pants watching the tennis whilst cooking a roast dinner, and have just poured a pint. If I wasn't married I think I would probably be dead within a month. I should not be allowed to be on my own in all honesty. Welcome to my world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 It's 1.50pm on a Monday afternoon, and I am sitting in my pants watching the tennis whilst cooking a roast dinner, and have just poured a pint. If I wasn't married I think I would probably be dead within a month. I should not be allowed to be on my own in all honesty. That sounds excellent, apart from the cooking part. Get JustEat done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Living the dream It is actually really good fun. Daytime drinking is really underrated. I have absolutely no idea why I am cooking a chicken for dinner as I am home on my own. Must have seemed like a good idea last night when blind drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 That sounds excellent, apart from the cooking part. Get JustEat done. I've spent the last three or four days drinking and doing drugs excessively, I don't think I could handle any form of human contact, even if only with a delivery driver. Someone rang my doorbell about an hour ago and I couldn't face answering it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 #WhoChingsWins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 #WhoChingsWins Yasssss, that's what ehm talking aboot. #chingochangowhackitupyerbeak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Any update on the broken marriage situation, Dee Dee? Has your missus calmed down yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Anyhoo, I've got my lodgings to myself today, as I didn't bather going into work the day due to yesterday's fun an gemmes. To that end I've been in the rick aw day, very liberating. Still feel sad though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Any update on the broken marriage situation, Dee Dee? Has your missus calmed down yet? It's a done deal bud. I used up my last get out of jail card months ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 It's a done deal bud. I used up my last get out of jail card months ago. That's a bit shite mate, I've come in at 4am or later on many occasions and the most I receive is some daggers the next day. Plenty more fish in the sea. Just mind out with the old Chico, fairly fucks you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 I slept for around 18 hours last night. Must have woke up about 20 times but it was glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 That's a bit shite mate, I've come in at 4am or later on many occasions and the most I receive is some daggers the next day. Plenty more fish in the sea. Just mind out with the old Chico, fairly fucks you up. It doesnae half! I'll be fine mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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