FlyerTon Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Was heading out of Tesco and there were a couple of tinks at the door: one going into the shop, the other leaving. The one leaving came away with the sentence "Al gee ee a facebook" Fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) $65 million.... What's the story with keeping the Tornados for another year instead of replacing them with Typhoons? P.S. Low level Typhoon: Edited August 4, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Kermit and Miss Piggy have announced their break up on facebook. This is the first, and possibly last, celebrity break up that I've cared about. He's too good for her anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Kermit and Miss Piggy have announced their break up on facebook. This is the first, and possibly last, celebrity break up that I've cared about. He's too good for her anyway I never got the impression they were even a couple. He always seemed fucking terrified of her. I take it she broke up with him. He'd be feart shitless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Seems all amicable from both parties on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Seems all amicable from both parties on Facebook. Aye, her idea, then. He'll be sleeping peacefully tonight for the first time in decades. Or would, if he wasn't a puppet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Aye, her idea, then. He'll be sleeping peacefully tonight for the first time in decades. Or would, if he wasn't a puppet Not sure if I could sleep with a hand up my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Not sure if I could sleep with a hand up my arse. Clearly you never went to boarding school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Waiting for the "I've got lots of Chinese friends" retort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Just had four hours worth of meetings with my bank and the registrars office in Dundee. Mortgage, done, life insurance done, buildings insurance done, and a marriage licence done. Life has just entered the 'serious shit' stage and I don't quite know how I feel about it all! Congratulations but fùck that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Noticed someone in my work in Glasgow browsing p&b today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Me and the Cessna will just hide in the corner. Fast-jets absolutely fascinate me, the physics of them are just mental. Helicopters are my thing now though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. Stream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. You are fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 You are fucked. Absolutely. Stream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Absolutely. Stream? A wee bit of decorum required here, the boy's about to become a cabbage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Stream? Of blood from my nose? Probably. You are fucked. I'm hoping the other boy slips on my blood and does himself some damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 My boxing club has a big show on Saturday night. They couldn't find an opponent for one of the middleweights so I just agreed to fight. Need to cram 8 weeks of training into the next three days. I didn't even request a new caravan for my ma' and I've not sparred for about seven months. Not sure how I'll cope without booze or pizza for so long. Good night sweet prince 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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