welshbairn Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I once dropped my phone down the lavvy in Madrid, circa 2007. I did fish it out but it didnt work again. I was drunk at the time. I dropped my phone in the Caledonian canal, along with the keys for the hire boat. A guy came with a big magnet on a rope to try to retrieve them, but failed. I too was drunk at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 The missus has drowned two by dropping them in cups of tea and one in milk (it was in the centre console of the car and our kid emptied a bottle of milk into it). Must run in the family - first time I met my wife's mum she was drowning rats in a bucket in the garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Fife is a weird place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Fife is a weird place Fucking right. Fife girl I used to go out with, her father drowned kittens in the kitchen sink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Jenkins Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Fucking right. Fife girl I used to go out with, her father drowned kittens in the kitchen sink. For a living? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 5 years ago today was the last Gillette Soccer Saturday available for Freeview users. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 5 years ago today was the last Gillette Soccer Saturday available for Freeview users. I remember one glorious night when SSN (on free view) showed a live Spanish game. Real Sociedad and someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Mate of mine passed out due to the pain of getting a tattoo today. Shameful scenes all round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Mate of mine passed out due to the pain of getting a tattoo today. Shameful scenes all round. It would be an absolute shanda if you ever allowed him to forget this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 5 years ago today was the last Gillette Soccer Saturday available for Freeview users. Used to lie on the couch watching it and, without fail, the wean would crawl up and use me as a mattress for a nap. Best Saturday afternoons ever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 It would be an absolute shanda if you ever allowed him to forget this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Apologies; I've clearly been chucking Yiddish phrases around with the wife too much today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 For a living? No, there was no money in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Fucking right. Fife girl I used to go out with, her father drowned kittens in the kitchen sink. If there's a better place to do it, then I'm all ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Watching the Morton St. Mirren game motivated me to fire up FM for the first time in a while Still got it, I see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Americans stopped a terror attack on a French train. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34023361 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 So this means that the yanks will have their own version of john smeaton now then?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 America. Saving Europe's ass since 1917. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Watching the Morton St. Mirren game motivated me to fire up FM for the first time in a while Still got it, I see Jesus, I didn't even think that was possible. Any time I've raced into some stupid early lead, everyone seems to give up and you'll be lucky to get any goals in the second half at all. How shit are Jetsmark that fucking Salisbury would put nineteen past them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I saw these on the shelf, I saluted and walked away, I just knew they were better than me. The hottest chilli pepper money can buy has just gone on sale at Tesco http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/12/the-komodo-dragon-chilli-pepper-is-the-hottest-chilli-pepper-money-can-buy-in-the-uk-and-its-on-sale-at-tesco-5339399/ I am week, I went back and bought them, I could be a gonner by Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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