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f**k me* Zen, that took me back, I used to work for Bolton Council back in the day. Our health & safety officer was a scots lad called Keith Laird & he sued Kay over that character (Keith Lard) I think he settled out of court but he made a tidy sum, some of it he gave to a fire safety organization but he got a nice tan out of it too, thing is he looked f**k all like Lard & I never saw him in an hi-viz.

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f**k me* Zen, that took me back, I used to work for Bolton Council back in the day. Our health & safety officer was a scots lad called Keith Laird & he sued Kay over that character (Keith Lard) I think he settled out of court but he made a tidy sum, some of it he gave to a fire safety organization but he got a nice tan out of it too, thing is he looked f**k all like Lard & I never saw him in an hi-viz.

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Aye, but did he do things with dogs?

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There are so many different combinations a deck of cards can be in that it is likely every time you shuffle a pack that will be the only time when any pack anywhere in the world will have been in that order. There are more combinations than there have been seconds since the Big Bang.

Tell that to Creationists who say that the odds of the world turning out as it did are so near to being impossible that God must have intervened. Just shuffle a deck and ask if God did it.

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