weirdcal Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 That joke was really Bad. I know, i have no Pride 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 It just dawned on me that I had no idea where peanuts come from (a tree? a bush? both wrong) so I had to Google it. Knowledge bitches, knowledge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Asda bitch asda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Asda bitch asda The ones I'm munching right now are from Asda. If you're looking in my window then that's some devoted and creative stalking seeing as I live on the top floor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 I did abseiling years ago, that shit never leaves you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Any tall trees around your bit, DA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 I did abseiling years ago, that shit never leaves you. I wondered who had pancaked their testicles against the window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Any tall trees around your bit, DA? None tall enough. You could always try knocking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Scooter are you ready Must've missed that episode of Gladiators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I wondered who had pancaked their testicles against the window Mick Hucknall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 This Hillsborough documentary isn't holding back from using any of the grim footage available, eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 This Hillsborough documentary isn't holding back from using any of the grim footage available, eh. Pretty brutal stuff, watching it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 What's the script with Thailand, and why is everyone and their dug getting out there at the earliest opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Another coup perhaps, couldn't tell you tbh. I've not picked up on any shifts in populace from where I am. On that note, there's nothing better than smoking a cigarette on your balcony listening to Brehn Fehrry. Now imagine that scenario but yer now in the scud. Oh eh, teckle right oot. That's whit ehm talking aboot. #aberdeenshire #sookmehbowler #rowies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I have old king Bhimibol in the dead pool so an assassination would invoke the unnatural causes bonus. Who is the bigger creepy weirdo in this situation? One guy drives through from Stirling to Glasgow at 3 in the morning to pick up a steaming bird from the garage, drives out to a quiet spot in Clydebank, pumps her in the back seat, drops her off at her flat in Byers road and fucks off. Other guy leaves the pub he works in at 2 in the morning after closing and cleaning up, rolls up to the nearest nightclub on his own and sober, goes in and buys a diet coke, finds a steaming bird then takes her back to his car and pumps her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I think Slippery P's gone full permo. Potential for a big pillow fight IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 What's the script with Thailand, and why is everyone and their dug getting out there at the earliest opportunity.I certainly wouldn't be taking my dug to Thailand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 I have old king Bhimibol in the dead pool so an assassination would invoke the unnatural causes bonus. Who is the bigger creepy weirdo in this situation? One guy drives through from Stirling to Glasgow at 3 in the morning to pick up a steaming bird from the garage, drives out to a quiet spot in Clydebank, pumps her in the back seat, drops her off at her flat in Byers road and fucks off. Other guy leaves the pub he works in at 2 in the morning after closing and cleaning up, rolls up to the nearest nightclub on his own and sober, goes in and buys a diet coke, finds a steaming bird then takes her back to his car and pumps her. Instead of "bird A" and "bird B" are we now on to "guy A" and "guy B"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 A old man tried to attack me today for doing a doughnut in a empty car park 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 A old man tried to attack me today for doing a doughnut in a empty car park Are you sure it wasn't for your abuse of English? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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