Shandon Par Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I see lots of cycle rage in Edinburgh and it's often a double-whammy of bellend drivers and cyclists pumped with adrenaline. Otherwise sane folk buzzing on their natural high and getting into that fight or flight state, similar to being in shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 53 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: The guy in that car is exactly how I picture Grimbo to look like I've not had a pug since 1994, I got shut of it after an incident with a cunto cyclist. Funnily enough I now ride a bicycle. Also I would have done the forward roll on that fall & bounced up like an Olympian. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Do you drive? Its very annoying when a cyclist hogs the middle of the road and you can't get passed them. That's in the passed now, throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Do you drive? Its very annoying when a cyclist hogs the middle of the road and you can't get passed them. No. Why is it so annoying? I've been in cars when cyclists are in front and you can't overtake. It wasn't annoying. Edited August 19, 2016 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Thats because you are never going anywhere, on the road or in life. Oh Snap! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Wait, that's an insult. Oh Throbbso 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I past my driving test first time btw. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Holding up arsehole drivers is one of the most satisfying things about cycling. I'm thinking of gluing a giant Greggy face to my backpack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: I feel overwhelmed by guilt now. I'm sorry. It's ok. I forgive you. I know you didn't really mean it. I'd hate for us to fall out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, throbber said: Seriously though, you were probably not annoyed because you didn't have to be anywhere. I don't drive much in the city but in rural parts of the country its awful when you come up to a group of cyclists and some of them are in the middle of the road and there is a convoy going on at the other side of the road so you get held up for ages and over taking can be pretty stressful. Leave five fucking minutes earlier then. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Watching pointless and someone went for the option of 'Welsh first minister between 2000 and 2009' and gave the answer of 'George Osborne'.Very tempted to send that one in to Private Eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I've not had a pug since 1994, I got shut of it after an incident with a cunto cyclist. Funnily enough I now ride a bicycle. Also I would have done the forward roll on that fall & bounced up like an Olympian. G-Bo(re) Did your 1994 Pug end up crispy? Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I got locked in a toilet for half an hour this lunchtime as it seems the handle for the toilet door only works on the outside and seems to jam upon closing in some weird mechanical setup. Sadly this wasn't my first toilet entrapment incident, the previous time being measured in several hours. Must assess and test every door handle from now on (like a complete weirdo). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I got locked in a toilet for half an hour this lunchtime as it seems the handle for the toilet door only works on the outside and seems to jam upon closing in some weird mechanical setup. Sadly this wasn't my first toilet entrapment incident, the previous time being measured in several hours. Must assess and test every door handle from now on (like a complete weirdo). You have the worst luck of anyone on P&B.Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Did your 1994 Pug end up crispy? Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. No it probably is a wee square lump of metal now. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Holding up arsehole drivers is one of the most satisfying things about cycling. I'm thinking of gluing a giant Greggy face to my backpack. Imagine a cyclist using the term 'arsehole' about another road user. I have never encountered a bigger group of tossers with a misplaced sense of entitlement than cyclists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: Is that Clachnacudden, your supposed team? Do you even follow football? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: My post was in response to your tossers with a sense of entitlement comment - I should maybe have put that in bold! As for your second point yes i do. You shouldn't do cryptic posts pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: Not had enough to drink to want to argue with you right now. I don't want to argue with you at all. Your normal posts are hard enough to understand without you trying for clever cryptic ones. I would tell you to stick to what you're good at but then you wouldn't do anything. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, throbber said: You are a c**t. Can't argue with that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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