Boostin' Kev Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 The EH7 part of Leith Walk really has some horrible wankers in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath. If you click on the link there's an actual photo of an idiot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 And coursework can't be done on a computer? Yes, coursework cannot be done on the computer. Had to be hand written. Also meant there was no requirement to measure section E30, just E05. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I don't understand why anyone would brag about staying up all night to do work. It's not remotely healthy and, to be honest, nobody is going to be impressed. I wasn't bragging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath. If you click on the link there's an actual photo of an idiot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418 Excellent. One less moron in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath. If you click on the link there's an actual photo of an idiot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418 The last sentence is baffling. Why are they trying to get a comment from Apple? "Do you make it clear to your customers that they shouldn't charge their iPhones in the bath?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 The last sentence is baffling. Why are they trying to get a comment from Apple? "Do you make it clear to your customers that they shouldn't charge their iPhones in the bath?" I hope they contacted B&Q after they dug up the bodies under Fred Wests patio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: I hope they contacted B&Q after they dug up the bodies under Fred Wests patio. Pretty sure B&Q have a big sign in their garden department about their products and mass murders. Something about it invalidating the returns policy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath. If you click on the link there's an actual photo of an idiot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418 Should've had some wine and a good book in the bath instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 5 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: It would drive me mental if my writing wasn't done using one. Neat and tidy Rugster. Always. I just decided to look through my works notebook i use to note down peoples medical conditions for their travel insurance. It's an absolute disgrace compared to yours, And filled with profanities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 My daughter arrived in the car back at her house earlier. She saw an obviously drunk couple walking along the road so she decided to wait until they had passed before getting the kids out the car. The guy disappeared into a neighbouring garden, probably for a piss. The woman kept staggering on for a bit then tripped and fell. After she had lain motionless for about 10 seconds, my daughter went across to check on her. The woman came to and my daughter helped her up. The guy reappeared and my daughter handed the woman over and told him that he might want to get her home pretty quickly and stick her in a shower. When the woman had fallen over, she landed face first in dog shit and it was all down the side of her face and in her hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Should've had some wine and a good book in the bath instead. Shower, surely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I just decided to look through my works notebook i use to note down peoples medical conditions for their travel insurance. It's an absolute disgrace compared to yours, And filled with profanities. I'm a total weirdo when it comes to keeping clean and being neat and tidy. Everything needs to be immaculate and in its proper place, quite a good way to be for the job I do tbf. Kind of person that'll be watching the TV, see a bit of dust or whatever on the floor and I'll no be able to sit still, end up getting up tidying it up then find myself still cleaning half an hour later. If my notes were a mess it would genuinely stress me out. Weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fucking headcase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 1 hour ago, 1320Lichtie said: I'm a total weirdo when it comes to keeping clean and being neat and tidy. Everything needs to be immaculate and in its proper place, quite a good way to be for the job I do tbf. Kind of person that'll be watching the TV, see a bit of dust or whatever on the floor and I'll no be able to sit still, end up getting up tidying it up then find myself still cleaning half an hour later. If my notes were a mess it would genuinely stress me out. Weirdo. I hate housework. Do you want to come round to mine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I hate housework. Do you want to come round to mine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah we'll definitely go catch some pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Went to the cinema to see Kong tonight and just as the trailers were starting the fire alarm went off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Went to the cinema to see Kong tonight and just as the trailers were starting the fire alarm went off [emoji38] I take it that was at the Cineworld in Dundee, as that exploded all over my social media earlier. If not, what a very freakish coincidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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