Shandon Par Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 News reports of a "Black panther" (the furry, rather than the militant kind, though who can say what beliefs the cat may hold?) terrorising Ayrshire. Videos of "3 ft tall" black cats are always just domestic moggies. Scottish SPCA say "f**k looking for a big cat" and surprisingly a police helicopter search found no trace of the beast. I'm looking forward to the PM from DeeMan of the cat munching on a KA-based poster. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45914506 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 News reports of a "Black panther" (the furry, rather than the militant kind, though who can say what beliefs the cat may hold?) terrorising Ayrshire. Videos of "3 ft tall" black cats are always just domestic moggies. Scottish SPCA say "f**k looking for a big cat" and surprisingly a police helicopter search found no trace of the beast. I'm looking forward to the PM from DeeMan of the cat munching on a KA-based poster. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45914506 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 The Battle of Stalingrad is closer to my birth than the present [emoji20] The bloody Somme is closer to mine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: The death of Queen Victoria is closer to my birth than the present. Same here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: THey were probably too busy eating beef burgers so the joke will (eventually) be on them. explains hipsters and millennials - what with BSE and the MMR thing, we've fucked the lot of 'em - and they think it's just the Brexit vote that old folks are to blame for - meh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: News reports of a "Black panther" (the furry, rather than the militant kind, though who can say what beliefs the cat may hold?) terrorising Ayrshire. Videos of "3 ft tall" black cats are always just domestic moggies. Scottish SPCA say "f**k looking for a big cat" and surprisingly a police helicopter search found no trace of the beast. I'm looking forward to the PM from DeeMan of the cat munching on a KA-based poster. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45914506 Word around Ayrshire is that a Drongan mongrel took it in a square go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Word around Ayrshire is that a Drongan mongrel took it in a square go. That’s no way to talk about @itzdrk‘s mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I would absolutely love a bevy tonight but I’m trying to have a weekend off the drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Is it just me or does James Richardson who used to do the Italian fitba look like a baldy Derek McInnes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is it just me or does James Richardson who used to do the Italian fitba look like a baldy Derek McInnes? James Richardson Baldy Derek McInnes let the masses decide ! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Just now, Unleash The Nade said: James Richardson Baldy Derek McInnes let the masses decide ! What if McInnes looks like a hairy Richardson? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 31 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is it just me or does James Richardson who used to do the Italian fitba look like a baldy Derek McInnes? I came on to give you the "pics or etc etc" but UTN has done it for you. Good shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What if McInnes looks like a hairy Richardson? Use your fucking imagination 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Use your fucking imagination Do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 https://youtu.be/IcW9HNQaEcY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 19 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There's a whole generation of young posters who missed out on all the classic mad cow jokes. Two cows stood in a field - one turns to the other and says, "Here, have you heard of that mad cow disease?" The other says, "Don't ask me mate, I'm a helicopter". Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 11 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: https://youtu.be/IcW9HNQaEcY That led me to the following 'Rappin' for Jesus' video. I thought I was going to be posting it on the things that make you cringe thread. Not so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Tynierose said: One of the big memories I have of the time was the reprehensible Tory twat John Gummer making his daughter eat a burger. Tory family values at their best. Ironically one of Gummer's friends lost a daughter to the human form of BSE namely CJD. His son is now a tory politician, his daughter is called Cordelia. Disgusting. I've met the Tefal heided cùnt. Tefal heided cùnt is the best thing I can say about him. ETA, photo, for the avoidance of doubt, Edited October 20, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've met the Tefal heided cùnt. Tefal heided cùnt is the best thing I can say about him. A Tory Tefal heided c**t? Im sure I’ve seen one of them before somewhere....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) Wasn’t Tefal Headed Tory c**t from Stockport the B side to Jimmy Osmaond’s Long Haired Lover From Liverpool? Edited October 20, 2018 by Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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