Robin.Hood Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Just now, DA Baracus said: Was it one of those mad ones that you see on Youtube that fire a strap round your chin and forcefully pull it back when you aren't looking? With the mad table? No straps involved. The table was em aye suppose different. Felt good. Few times thought f**k that noise canna be good, but ended up alright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Are you certain that's YouTube? It's definitely online 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: No straps involved. The table was em aye suppose different. Felt good. Few times thought f**k that noise canna be good, but ended up alright Are you suddenly taller? I enjoy the sound of cracking joints and love it when I get a big cracking noise from my neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It's definitely online Are you suddenly taller? I enjoy the sound of cracking joints and love it when I get a big cracking noise from my neck. Nut. And had my first experience of this today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Was it one of those mad ones that you see on Youtube that fire a strap round your chin and forcefully pull it back when you aren't looking? With the mad table? Beau Hightower. I've mentioned him a few times on here, I genuinely want to save money and go see him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 43 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Beau Hightower. I've mentioned him a few times on here, I genuinely want to save money and go see him. It would be an experience! I'd love to do it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 On the bus and the entire top deck is empty and this guy has decided to sit right in front of me. Setting aside the social distancing thing, that’s just fucking odd behaviour.Thats as bad as someone going to the middle urinal when theres a spare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 His cock needs to be severed and rammed somewhere so that he cannot type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said: His cock needs to be severed and rammed somewhere so that he cannot type. Wouldn't it be easier to cut his hands off if that's what you desire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Sad thing is he'll probably get offers. I'm reminded of the time Spike Milligan put an advert in Private Eye's classified ads: "Impoverished Gentleman seeks rich widow. Objective: murder". Apparently he got a number of replies! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 27 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: He helped to put celtic of the champions league, what's not to like. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 On 15/09/2020 at 14:16, Karpaty Lviv said: On the bus and the entire top deck is empty and this guy has decided to sit right in front of me. Setting aside the social distancing thing, that’s just fucking odd behaviour. These days double-decker buses are hitting low bridges on an almost weekly basis so if it happened to yours it would take him out first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Absolutely disgusting. An orange heart. Sevco/Arab/Hull City c**t. ETA: and Meadowbank Thistle Edited September 16, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey Edited for Tamthebam 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 14 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Imagine being an actual adult and thinking this is fine. Imagine being an actual adult and thinking like this at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 14 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Why would he need a girlfriend when he fancies himself so much already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Just now, MixuFruit said: Best thing about that is saying you need to have shredded abs like he will soon. I'd have shredded abs if I didn't eat fish suppers, Monster Munch, Red Bull and pizza all the time. That Lineker c**t probably just sits in his shite pub telling anyone who will listen that his brother is Gary Lineker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 'You must be able to cook as I love cooking, especially Waitrose ready meals.'That's me sold. Getting my application in asap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Its actually amazing that he's single. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: I'd have shredded abs if I didn't eat fish suppers, Monster Munch, Red Bull and pizza all the time. That Lineker c**t probably just sits in his shite pub telling anyone who will listen that his brother is Gary Lineker. Mate had bother with his heart recently. Ended up dying and being brought back to life again. Still dont know the cause but he drinks a lot of red bull. Just turned 38.... Needless to say he has stopped. Can't drive for 3 months now ( he is a lorry driver). Not a fan of Red Bull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Mate had bother with his heart recently. Ended up dying and being brought back to life again. Still dont know the cause but he drinks a lot of red bull. Just turned 38.... Needless to say he has stopped. Can't drive for 3 months now ( he is a lorry driver). Not a fan of Red Bull. How is Harry getting on now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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