GordonD Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I once went into a pub with a mate. There was a guy standing at the bar with a huge Alsatian on a chain. It was snarling and barking at anybody who came near which made it difficult to serve anybody so finally the barman told him to take the dog home. A few minutes after he left this blonde came in and sat at the bar. My mate went to the bar and tried to chat her up but immediately got a polite but firm knock-back. He came back with the drinks and two seconds later the dog owner came back in and the blonde welcomed him with a kiss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, GordonD said: I once went into a pub with a mate. There was a guy standing at the bar with a huge Alsatian on a chain. It was snarling and barking at anybody who came near which made it difficult to serve anybody so finally the barman told him to take the dog home. A few minutes after he left this blonde came in and sat at the bar. My mate went to the bar and tried to chat her up but immediately got a polite but firm knock-back. He came back with the drinks and two seconds later the dog owner came back in and the blonde welcomed him with a kiss. Did the dog turn into a woman, like in Woof? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 My old local's landlady's resident dog had the same name as me. I kept thinking that people who were coming in were happy to see me. As if. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 19 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: That YouTube algorithm is spot on with clickbait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 This quote from Piers Corbyn after his arrest (for distributing a leaflet comparing teh lockdown to Auschwitz) is almost surely a parody. It can't be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: That YouTube algorithm is spot on with clickbait. Its also a completely accurate description of certain types though. Are you trying to say I've been sucked down some rabbit hole? Its a daft video poking fun at weirdos. Not a bbc documentary to be taken seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 51 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Its also a completely accurate description of certain types though. Are you trying to say I've been sucked down some rabbit hole? Its a daft video poking fun at weirdos. Not a bbc documentary to be taken seriously. All I'm saying is that I watched the video because of the picture of 3 hotties on the play screen and well played to YouTube for making me do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: All I'm saying is that I watched the video because of the picture of 3 hotties on the play screen and well played to YouTube for making me do that. Ah, sorry thought you were having a go. Apologies. Yep got to include some sort of tease to get the views/cash money. I miss the old youtube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just had our dinner. Irish stew, absolutely delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 18 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Just had our dinner. Irish stew, absolutely delicious. Cheese & Pineapple on a stick for afters? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said: Cheese & Pineapple on a stick for afters? That was starters ffs Apple tart and custard for afters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) One of my favourite artists released an album last week and chose some supporters to join a zoom call at 8pm tonight and I was selected, I'm actually nervous and for anyone that knows anything about UK rap or Grime they'll enjoy the fact that -given my username- the artist is Chip.. Edited February 4, 2021 by Stormzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Stormzy said: One of my favourite artists released an album last week and chose some supporters to join a zoom call at 8pm tonight and I was selected, I'm actually nervous and for anyone that knows anything about UK rap or Grime they'll enjoy the fact that -given my username- the artist is Chip.. I’ve been blasting “Flowers”’ in the van today. Send him my regards! A wee bit before Chip and Stormzy’s time.. I had to deal with Glamma Kid in a professional capacity. Not sure if there’s a statute of limitations in this country so all I’ll say is he led an interesting lifestyle beyond music. Edited February 4, 2021 by Shandön Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Just had our dinner. Irish stew, absolutely delicious. The policeman's favourite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: The policeman's favourite? I've already cracked that one earlier. (Although not on this thread.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 How not to conduct a remote trial. https://www.legalcheek.com/2021/02/high-court-video-hearing-thrown-into-chaos-after-intruders-share-pics-of-well-endowed-men/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 50 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: How not to conduct a remote trial. https://www.legalcheek.com/2021/02/high-court-video-hearing-thrown-into-chaos-after-intruders-share-pics-of-well-endowed-men/ Oh @throbber what have you been up to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I genuinely don’t understand how Sara Pascoe gets work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I genuinely don’t understand how Sara Pascoe gets work You could say that for 90% of those tv panel show “comedy” type folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: I genuinely don’t understand how Sara Pascoe gets work Cuz feminism and veganism are in just now. Did you know she was a vegan btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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