GordonD Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Okay, own up - which one of you was it? Man charged in Lanark over Captain Sir Tom Moore tweet - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 It's now over 14 years since the last edition of Grandstand. It's my firm belief that any live sport shown on the BBC on a Saturday should still be introduced by the Grandstand theme. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Blind dogs enjoy snowballs being thrown at them. Can confirm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: It's now over 14 years since the last edition of Grandstand. It's my firm belief that any live sport shown on the BBC on a Saturday should still be introduced by the Grandstand theme. For proper nostalgia it should be introduced by a guy in a tweed suit with a coke habit who likes being spanked by prostitutes. Frank's deid so I wonder if Roger Mellie is available? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 And the football updates displayed on a teleprinter, not computer graphics. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Something for the Celtic fan in your life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: It's now over 14 years since the last edition of Grandstand. It's my firm belief that any live sport shown on the BBC on a Saturday should still be introduced by the Grandstand theme. 1 hour ago, GordonD said: And the football updates displayed on a teleprinter, not computer graphics. Both are excellent shouts and I fully agree. I would also add some teutcher phoning in on a far away sounding line to give the Highland League scores at circa 17.00 on Sportsound. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: also add some teutcher phoning in on a far away sounding line to give the Highland League scores at circa 17.00 on Sportsound. "Aye aye Richard. Nae muckle tae write hame aboot here in Turra's 0-0 draw wi' Rothes, but there wis an affa fine game o'er in the Broch as Fraserburgh edged oot Buckie 4-3, and... (haud on, fit is it Agnes? I'm an the phone here, aye, haddy supper's fine, get a Moray Cup and a')... a richt sotter in the last meenit up at Harmsworth led tae Keith winning twa een at Wick. A'hin else wis drookit and rained aff. Back tae you in the studio, Richard..." Edited February 9, 2021 by Hedgecutter 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 The BBC had one reporter who had a great turn of phrase and we always enjoyed listening to his match reports. Sadly, it was Stuart Hall, who turned out to be a sex offender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Wouldn't mind a post-watershed Sportscene in which the pundits don't hold back, with Michael Stewart arguing with somebody saying "that's just shite defending there, utter pish from somebody who cannae be f***ed". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 If there's a post watershed Sportscene in which Michael Stewart is taking part then I truly hope its one where he's getting his fucking head caved in. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Wouldn't mind a post-watershed Sportscene in which the pundits don't hold back, with Michael Stewart arguing with somebody saying "that's just shite defending there, utter pish from somebody who cannae be f***ed". Did you ever see when Sky Sports used to do the fan commentary option on the red button? That was absolute scenes. It's my birthday today, first time I'm thankful for lockdown, I hate doing something for my birthday, usually ends up being something I don't want to do... so at least now I've the perfect excuse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 24 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Wouldn't mind a post-watershed Sportscene in which the pundits don't hold back, with Michael Stewart arguing with somebody saying "that's just shite defending there, utter pish from somebody who cannae be f***ed". I believe the recent highlights of us getting ridden rotten by St Mirren were a pilot for this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Customers going nuts because they can't get there orders delivered. Humans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: Customers going nuts because they can't get there orders delivered. Humans Hope you can say, the amber warning gave 24 hours notice, you chose to sit with your thumb up your arse. And then slam the phone down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 13 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Both are excellent shouts and I fully agree. I would also add some teutcher phoning in on a far away sounding line to give the Highland League scores at circa 17.00 on Sportsound. I think it was Bill McAllister, who was seen by some (embittered Elgin fans IIRC) as being biased towards Caley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 18 hours ago, GordonD said: Okay, own up - which one of you was it? Man charged in Lanark over Captain Sir Tom Moore tweet - BBC News What did it say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: What did it say? It said: "The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, buuuuurn" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: It said: "The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, buuuuurn" Is that a crime? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 18 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Is that a crime? Disc racing are troops!1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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