Bairnardo Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Sinkhole appears in Bellsdyke Rd, Larbert. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/large-sinkhole-closes-major-road-25253253 Probably those cnuts that have been digging up Foundry Loan forever, [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention]Ah good. More fucking road carnage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 I'm actually quite disappointed that the Record missed the chance to say "large hole has appeared and police are looking into it" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 A large hole has appeared in Central Scotland and has immediately made a bid for city status 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 A large empty thing appeared at Turnberry once and called Trump a c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 I'm actually quite disappointed that the Record missed the chance to say "large hole has appeared and police are looking into it"Absolutely ficking bananas round here this morning. Im going to make an appeal for a fence to be put up round FK5 and us all to be put on furlough until the road issues are resolved. The Gulnar and the tea house to supply the rations IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Im going to make an appeal for a fence to be put up round FK5 You won't hear any complaints from the rest of us here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 15 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Sinkhole appears in Bellsdyke Rd, Larbert. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/large-sinkhole-closes-major-road-25253253 Probably those cnuts that have been digging up Foundry Loan forever, @Bairnardo I like the mention that it's had the temerity to appear outside "plush houses". Get back to Bainsford where you belong, hole! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Absolutely ficking bananas round here this morning. Im going to make an appeal for a fence to be put up round FK5 and us all to be put on furlough until the road issues are resolved. The Gulnar and the tea house to supply the rations IMO. I could really get on board with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, Boghead ranter said: I could really get on board with that. Bairnardo for councillor/mayor, on a self contained, Republic of Greater Larbert platform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Here it is. I’ve done it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Carnivorous , is an anagram of corona virus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 I've just done a hiccup/burp combination that made me sound like a donkey. Absolutely no one around to hear it thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 21 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Bairnardo for councillor/mayor, on a self contained, Republic of Greater Larbert platform. Right, your mayorship, I just discovered today that there's also temporary lights on Muirhall Rd. Please sort it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Right, your mayorship, I just discovered today that there's also temporary lights on Muirhall Rd. Please sort it. I can beat that. I went down there trying to get into Pro Division. Fucking nightmare. Given what you know about my anger levels so far, imagine what I was like this morning.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Here it is. I’ve done it. Did you tag it #JessicaNigriGetsHerKitOff ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Did you tag it #JessicaNigriGetsHerKitOff ? No, because the whole world knows that will never ever happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Does approx. 30% of P&B live in Larbert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Does approx. 30% of P&B live in Larbert? The Gunther Effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 51 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Does approx. 30% of P&B live in Larbert? Only the handsome ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: I can beat that. I went down there trying to get into Pro Division. Fucking nightmare. Given what you know about my anger levels so far, imagine what I was like this morning.... f**k, that'd be a nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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