Jacksgranda Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 29/09/2021 at 14:41, Jacksgranda said: That's the three of them away, they're sheep now of course. Grandson carried two of them down and the third one followed behind him. They're back! Grandson's cousin got fed up with them - some excuse about the electric fence causing problems - she only had them there to post photos on Facebook, imho. I don't think she realised they were sheep, rather than lambs. However, at least two of them are going on their final journey this weekend, according to our grandson. We shall see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Meanwhile, in Texas Here's the monkey supporting next door's pet deer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Meanwhile, in Texas I wonder if he spanked it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 16 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Guaranteed her name is Leda. Better get a PCR test, I think you've got Ovid... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Hollywood Movies have been telling us a pack of lies https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-royal-marines-dominate-us-troops-during-exercise-20211103 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) being 6' 5'' & 18 stone {1.95m & 114.5kgs} and a proper ugly b*****d, i never knew how terrifying life could be for a young woman Edited November 4, 2021 by Meldrew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 On 02/11/2021 at 11:05, ICTChris said: I was walking through a shopping area yesterday during lunchtime and a bunch of school kids shouted at me that I look like Gordon Ramsay. Unsure if this is good or bad. What, no "have any other P&Bers been twinned with a celebrity by young ruffians from the local borstal?" Last time that happened to me, it was the Undertaker, if you're interested. Thought not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 @WhiteRoseKilie PM'd you mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Type ‘Balenciaga hi viz parka’ into Google. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: Type ‘Balenciaga hi viz parka’ into Google. If you paid that for a hi Viz jacket they must have seen you coming 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, johnnydun said: @WhiteRoseKilie PM'd you mate. Bit of Ruel Street action to keep the COP 26 delegates entertained? Splendid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Just now, tamthebam said: Bit of Ruel Street action to keep the COP 26 delegates entertained? Splendid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 I used to be one of these people who could never finish anything, but now I 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 20 hours ago, BFTD said: What, no "have any other P&Bers been twinned with a celebrity by young ruffians from the local borstal?" Last time that happened to me, it was the Undertaker, if you're interested. Thought not. I spent the Millennium celebrations in Edinburgh. It was an all-nighter and I was there with my mates. In the morning I went home. My sister was staying with us over the new year period, and had been out that morning to buy the newspapers. She and my folks were waiting for me when I came in, with the paper open on the table. "You made the paper!" they said excitedly. Well, mum wasn't so excited but dad and my sister were. There in the pages was a double page picture of guy who looked quite like me battering the gums in to some lassie. I had to disappoint them and let them know it wasn't me. Have any other P&Bers been twinned with a non-celebrity by their family on a special occasion in the past? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 28 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I spent the Millennium celebrations in Edinburgh. It was an all-nighter and I was there with my mates. In the morning I went home. My sister was staying with us over the new year period, and had been out that morning to buy the newspapers. She and my folks were waiting for me when I came in, with the paper open on the table. "You made the paper!" they said excitedly. Well, mum wasn't so excited but dad and my sister were. There in the pages was a double page picture of guy who looked quite like me battering the gums in to some lassie. I had to disappoint them and let them know it wasn't me. Have any other P&Bers been twinned with a non-celebrity by their family on a special occasion in the past? Dunfermline town centre introduced a trial of CCTV one Hogmanay. Probably about 1994. As part of the town centre management, my dad got invited in to the police station to review sone footage and a general debrief early in the new year. He was squirming/raging as the young yob they focused on was 15 y/o me as swigged vodka, got off with various local hags etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Two of the Mrs’s three former bosses have died in the last week. The sole survivor is me (though I’m half the age of them). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: Two of the Mrs’s three former bosses have died in the last week. The sole survivor is me (though I’m half the age of them). Between the bevvying, the fags, the caffeine, your constant unfortunate accidents and now this, I don't think it would be a stretch to say you're probably immortal. Congratulations 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 On 16/10/2021 at 14:07, Paul Kersey said: I enjoy looking at random places around the world on Google maps and Street view. I just looked Keith (the town in Moray , not some random fellah called Keith) and was surprised to see that it is a near perfect grid of streets, more like an American city than a small teuchter settlement. Here's the latest update from my global Google odyssey. I just encountered this pair of wanks lurking down a back alley in Melbourne... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 There's supermarket garlic with "one of your five a day" on it. The small print indicates you need to consume 80g worth to get your 1/5.The whole five a day thing is nonsense anyway, but this seems to be taking the piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Two of the Mrs’s three former bosses have died in the last week. The sole survivor is me (though I’m half the age of them). I am now confused AF. Many moons ago Shandz, I seem to remember one of your posts where you stated that you had married your boss (or maybe it was ex-boss) who is 8 yrs your senior.Now you say that you were the gaffer.Maybe I'm just a thick bassa who is hard of understanding.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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