scottsdad Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 2 minutes ago, Venti said: Just felt super wrong. At the time, or afterwards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 51 minutes ago, Madame RH33 said: Shags a shag. The voice of reason has spoken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Can we not get some pics to make a proper assessment? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 41 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Can we not get some pics to make a proper assessment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 3 hours ago, Venti said: Broke a cardinal rule & slept with a mate's ex. I don't think His Holiness will be best pleased if he finds out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 In my case, my brother went out with a girl for a few months and they broke up, but on good terms. He had a new years party and she was there, as was I. I saw him talking to her and thought it was about me. All night she was flirting with me. My brother took me aside and said I should play my cards right, as she was keen. I suspect he was trying to make it happen. She was pretty, but I could never go there. All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. She kissed me at the bells and I was really turned off at the thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Slabberdash is now my favourite word (pastime)! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Are you and your mate getting together in the pub later to compare notes ? Personally, I find it a bit odd that you would want to announce this on a public forum. You might now be on the same Watchlist as red23. You come across as a fucking weirdo. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. She kissed me at the bells and I was really turned off at the thought. Also known as a 'mushroom tattoo', according to *ahem*, a friend............................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarHibee Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Sometimes when I make an order on Just Eat and it arrives late, I put in a missing order claim and get a full refund, even if the food is perfectly fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 FWIW got a text reply saying I worry too much. Weight off the shoulders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Sorry Mod Team, I overstepped the mark there, shite from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 17/01/2010 at 22:15, The Naitch said: I'm never good at judging that... Pretty sure they give you a telt at Dels/Polo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 18 hours ago, scottsdad said: The wife bought fluffy bedsheets. Undersheet and pillow cases. Very comfortable but bloody roasting. Spent half of last night with no duvet on. New sheets, frequent weekends away with "mates." Hmm... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 2 hours ago, hk blues said: New sheets, frequent weekends away with "mates." Hmm... She's not away again until April... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: She's not away again until April... It'll be biting the leg off her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: She's not away again until April... She'll need that time to build up her stamina again I suppose. Anyhow, upside is you got nice new sheets so it's not all bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (edited) 14 hours ago, scottsdad said: In my case, my brother went out with a girl for a few months and they broke up, but on good terms. He had a new years party and she was there, as was I. I saw him talking to her and thought it was about me. All night she was flirting with me. My brother took me aside and said I should play my cards right, as she was keen. I suspect he was trying to make it happen. She was pretty, but I could never go there. All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. She kissed me at the bells and I was really turned off at the thought. Apparently lassies are into this as well... Edited January 17 by thistledo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 14 minutes ago, thistledo said: Apparently lassies are into this as well... With what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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