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37 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Up above the streets and houses

Rainbow flying high

Geoffrey stuck his cock out the window

Pished in Bungle's eye

Bungle threw a daftie

Ran on up the stairs

Grabbed old Geoffrey by the cock

And pulled out all the hairs

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

The guy inside Bungle (ooh, er) was always OFTW.

RAINBOW BUNGLE IN ROAD RAGE; TV bear star's 'attack on mum'. - Free Online Library (thefreelibrary.com)

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6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Whole morning of ED&I training coming up.

 

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If you'd stuck in at the school you wouldn't need to work on Fridays.

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4 hours ago, coprolite said:

Those are highly offensive terms. The correct terminology is "top or bottom" 

That's Module 2

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22 hours ago, btb said:

Now here's a story that was kinda inevitable....

Paul Daniels: David Copperfield pays tribute to the late magician ...

David Cop-a-feel?

Thick people will now be picketing the 1980s less successful than Lenny Henry or Tracey Ullman Three of a Kind member

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27 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

David Cop-a-feel?

Thick people will now be picketing the 1980s less successful than Lenny Henry or Tracey Ullman Three of a Kind member

Or burning Dickens books

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I noticed my bookmarks in the Samsung browser still show the Twitter bird icon. I refuse to delete and re-add it as it's 1000x better than the X.

Also for some reason P&B is now showing a permanent warning icon as if it's some kind of graphic ISIS propaganda outlet.

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Thoughts on deoderising your baws? Not the b exactly, more the side era where thigh connects to your body. To me this makes perfect sense, it's an area that's going get sweaty and smelly the same way your armpits will as constant contact points for your limbs to your body. But apparently this is an uncommon practise?

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32 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said:

Thoughts on deoderising your baws? Not the b exactly, more the side era where thigh connects to your body. To me this makes perfect sense, it's an area that's going get sweaty and smelly the same way your armpits will as constant contact points for your limbs to your body. But apparently this is an uncommon practise?

I spray all my potentially sweaty crevices. And my feet. 

I think the word you're looking for is "crotch" although the more general "groin" would suffice. 

Anyway, get the rightguard on, stinkybaws. 

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36 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said:

Thoughts on deoderising your baws? Not the b exactly, more the side era where thigh connects to your body. To me this makes perfect sense, it's an area that's going get sweaty and smelly the same way your armpits will as constant contact points for your limbs to your body. But apparently this is an uncommon practise?

I think it's an old Billy Connolly gag: 

"I'd like some deodorant please"

"Aerosol or ball?"

"Neither, it's for my oxters" 

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37 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said:

Thoughts on deoderising your baws? Not the b exactly, more the side era where thigh connects to your body. To me this makes perfect sense, it's an area that's going get sweaty and smelly the same way your armpits will as constant contact points for your limbs to your body. But apparently this is an uncommon practise?

Deep Heat has a pleasant odour...

 

 

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