Turbo_dee Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Am a winner a a a am a winner. My favourite part was when he was playing football. He's regular bench warmer for the second team at the same club as me. Some boy! Aye the football bit is the best, I also like the part where he's in random dark places. Thats gangsta. At Caird hall you can only see his teeth. Ahh Gerald. Worst football player the Dundee Sunday League ever saw. Cute guy though. Yes, he is truly shocking at football. He rates himself highly though, which makes it funnier. Decent sized toby though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 He's regular bench warmer for the second team at the same club as me. Some boy! At Caird hall you can only see his teeth. Yes, he is truly shocking at football. He rates himself highly though, which makes it funnier. Decent sized toby though. :lol: I like how you just threw that in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 :lol: I like how you just threw that in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Mother to teenage son, overheard outside my window: "What'd you say 'fucking' for? You're fuckin' crazy today." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Dead body found in peterhead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Dead body found in peterhead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) Haribo tangfastic cherries are the f***ing business. Hats off to the guy who thought "you know what would make the world a better place? Take out everything but the cherries and replace them with... more cherries". Genius. Oh, and it's that shitty, sleety snow stuff coming up to Forfar just now. Affa cal'. Edited December 3, 2011 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Also, in the car up to Aberdeen just now and wondering what the hell three big blasts of blue light were around the Stonehaven area. Really sudden, bright light around ground level which seemed to light up the whole sky ahead three times within 5-10 mins. Must be aliens. I believe!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I lol'd at this joke from Dara O'Briain: "Miss Northern Ireland is unique among beauty pageants the world over because half the time the winner won't wear the sash." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Haribo tangfastic cherries are the f***ing business. Hats off to the guy who thought "you know what would make the world a better place? Take out everything but the cherries and replace them with... more cherries". Genius. Love mixing the Cherry ones with the Cola Bottles. Fizzy Cherry Cola ya bass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I am finding this video (when watched repetitvely) far, far more amusing than it should be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I am finding this video (when watched repetitvely) far, far more amusing than it should be. You'd imagine with legs that long he'd be able to control a ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 What the f**k is it with the Sunday Supplement knockers ? No M, not those kind of knockers.....I mean the miserable, tight arsed b*****ds who extract the supplement without buying the paper ! It's got to the stage where you now have to dig at least to the sixth level of papers to get one that still has the wee magazine ! FFS, for the sake of a couple o bob....buy the fuckin paper !! :angry: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Hawdin yer drink up in the group photae, to show yer mwi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) Just made a 'smiddy' dumplin. A slight variation on the traditional clootie dumplin. I await feedback from whoever in my family brave enough to try it Edited December 4, 2011 by ffcsam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) Edited December 4, 2011 by LinkinFighter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Type "What defines an English person" into Google. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 What the f**k is it with the Sunday Supplement knockers ? No M, not those kind of knockers.....I mean the miserable, tight arsed b*****ds who extract the supplement without buying the paper ! It's got to the stage where you now have to dig at least to the sixth level of papers to get one that still has the wee magazine ! FFS, for the sake of a couple o bob....buy the fuckin paper !! :angry: Now, it could just be that the underpaid paperboy that was putting all the bits of the paper together at 6:00 this morning couldn't be arsed adding it to yours. You assume that the papers are sent to the shops like that, but nooooooo. They all come in individual business/sport/lifestyle sections which have to be mindnumbingly put together by hand. If you buy a Sunday paper with supplements, you may as well read it over breakfast with eggs from caged hens, you cruel, cruel, b*****ds. Save the children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I have no idea how i got home from my Christmas night out on Friday, i have spent the last two days in my flat cringing about the potential situations i put myself into as i can't remember the last 3 hours. I just received a text from my manager apologising for the shape she was in. I have the beer fear big time. Tomorrow is going to be horrible. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 we expect a full report (preferably with pictures) by 5pm tomorrow. There was a camera on the go, so i'll see what i can do. Waking up without your shirt on but still your tie is quite a talent when you're drunk. I sent off a text to a workmate who has yet to reply... i could be in trouble. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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