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There was a camera on the go, so i'll see what i can do.

Waking up without your shirt on but still your tie is quite a talent when you're drunk. I sent off a text to a workmate who has yet to reply... i could be in trouble.laugh.gif

I sent a text to my boss one night after the 2005 champions league final(He was a Man Utd fan)He saw the funny side of it thank god.

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I sent off a text to a workmate who has yet to reply... i could be in trouble.laugh.gif

the one you sit next to?

as mine said hi from steve the cat....:blink:

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the one you sit next to?

as mine said hi from steve the cat....:blink:

Yep, I think it was along the lines of "are you choking for a poking" nothing better than a cheeky booty call text.

Steve has judged me all weekend, he knows i've been bad and has no sympathy, The p***k.

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Yep, I think it was along the lines of "are you choking for a poking" nothing better than a cheeky booty call text.

Steve has judged me all weekend, he knows i've been bad and has no sympathy, The p***k.

haha i need to pop through tomorrow... haha

id judge you on that too!!

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What the f**k is it with the Sunday Supplement knockers ? No M, not those kind of knockers.....I mean the miserable, tight arsed b*****ds who extract the supplement without buying the paper ! It's got to the stage where you now have to dig at least to the sixth level of papers to get one that still has the wee magazine ! FFS, for the sake of a couple o bob....buy the fuckin paper !! :angry: :angry:

To be honest Menzies probably didn't deliver your paper shop enough supps!

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It's still funny the second time around, smurphy bet you to it

f**k, so he did. Ah well. ignore me.

I tried to recover the situation by typing "what defines Smurph from pieandbovril" in to google. Nothing funny happened. :(

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If people haven't bought it already. Then the Rangers Christmas album is a must have. It features the likes of The Christmas Bouncy Song and Silent Night, Rangers Night. It's available on iTunes for only £7.99.

Every one a cracker.

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If people haven't bought it already. Then the Rangers Christmas album is a must have. It features the likes of The Christmas Bouncy Song and Silent Night, Rangers Night. It's available on iTunes for only £7.99.

That could very well be one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

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