bullywee Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Confirms that nothing happens after death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Confirms that nothing happens after death. How does it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 There's nothing there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staggie_93 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) I was in the local shite pub in Dingwall last night where they were advertising "council bombs" for £2 with a jakey old man holding a can of Irn Bru I dared not to go anywhere near it as It could of been toilet water for all I know, here's the picture here.. http://www.scottishcreativeawards.com/include/image.php/Fiery_2.jpg?width=560&height=315ℑ=http://www.scottishcreativeawards.com/userfiles/nominations/1800/Fiery_2.jpg Oh fucking dear Edited December 30, 2012 by Staggie_93 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I see dundeebarry's back. Must have walked away from the Moscow air crash unscathed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Hogmany hasn't been quite the same since Rikki Fulton kicked the bucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I was in the local shite pub in Dingwall last night where they were advertising "council bombs" for £2 with a jakey old man holding a can of Irn Bru I dared not to go anywhere near it as It could of been toilet water for all I know, here's the picture here.. http://www.scottishc...800/Fiery_2.jpg Oh fucking dear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Today all I have eaten is a birthday cake (serves 12) by myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Been trying to install Microsoft Office for nearly two hours now, with no luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Going to keithgy's mansion for truffles and fine port for hogmanay. Tell you something, Div pays his lackeys well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Been trying to install Microsoft Office for nearly two hours now, with no luck Is it a computer you're trying to install it on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Might start a business delivering drive through food and tobacco products to hungover people. Flat charge of a fiver to deliver Maccy D's, ciggies etc. My market research is based on the fact that I would literally pay about a tenner for a can of Irn Bru right now. Massive international corporations probably wouldn't take kindly to me distributing their products without permission but I'll clearly be on a beach in The Bahamas by the time they're onto me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Might start a business delivering drive through food and tobacco products to hungover people. Flat charge of a fiver to deliver Maccy D's, ciggies etc. My market research is based on the fact that I would literally pay about a tenner for a can of Irn Bru right now. Massive international corporations probably wouldn't take kindly to me distributing their products without permission but I'll clearly be on a beach in The Bahamas by the time they're onto me. If you could get away with it, I genuinely think there is money to be made in this idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Cosbys in perth delivers drink, got it delivered to my mates during the euros, charge you £2.50 per run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Might start a business delivering drive through food and tobacco products to hungover people. Flat charge of a fiver to deliver Maccy D's, ciggies etc. My market research is based on the fact that I would literally pay about a tenner for a can of Irn Bru right now. Massive international corporations probably wouldn't take kindly to me distributing their products without permission but I'll clearly be on a beach in The Bahamas by the time they're onto me. You can just oder a take away for delivery and get them to include a drink! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Was delighted to discover McDonalds was open today, an absolute godsend. Looks like everyone else was too going by facebook statuses... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Might start a business delivering drive through food and tobacco products to hungover people. Flat charge of a fiver to deliver Maccy D's, ciggies etc. My market research is based on the fact that I would literally pay about a tenner for a can of Irn Bru right now. Massive international corporations probably wouldn't take kindly to me distributing their products without permission but I'll clearly be on a beach in The Bahamas by the time they're onto me. There's a boy called 'Munchy Man' around Edinburgh/Musselburgh that you can phone up and he delivers you Maccy D's/BK etc. Me and my pals found a flyer with his number on it and rang him up after we'd had a smoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Massive international corporations probably wouldn't take kindly to me distributing their products without permission Why the f**k would they care? If you could make a go of this the local franchisees would be delighted at the extra sales volume, I'm quite sure. Meanwhile head office isn't exactly going to be, "Oh no, people are buying our stuff for consumption at home, better shut them down." There are services like this available in some places. I've seen them in London and they're also very common in South Africa. I really doubt it would be a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) why is it the fat munts in clubs think they're something special, looking down their noses at people despite the fact nobody would touch them with a 10ft bargepole? Edited January 1, 2013 by killie_lad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Imagine getting a KB from a big fat lass. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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