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Conversation between a guy stopping a bus and the driver in Aberdeen:

Guy: Is this the Inverness bus? (10A Inverness is on the front of the bus btw)

Driver: Aye

Guy: It doesnae (note Weegieish sounding) go through all the wee towns does it?

Driver: Which ones do you mean?

Guy: All the wee coast ones.

Driver: I don't go along the coast.

Guy: Well how do you get to Inverness then?

Driver: I go all the way up the A96.

Guy: What road's that?

Driver: the main road and route for most of north-east Scotland.

Guy: No it's not, that's the coast road.

Driver: erm, sorry but it is.

Guy: what towns do you go through?

(By this point everyone's pissed off)

Driver: Inverurie, Huntly...

Guy: But Huntly's on the coast.

Driver: No it's no.

Guy: You're a f***in' idiot

(Guy steps off bus and walks away)

Unbelievable.

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Just downloaded Robyn's last album.

ErinGoBragh, fancy meeting up to listen to synthpop and emotional X factor stories, then go out for a few pints of heavy in Leith acting like a couple of characters from Irvine Welsh's last novel, whatever the f**k it was called eh ken.

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Just downloaded Robyn's last album.

ErinGoBragh, fancy meeting up to listen to synthpop and emotional X factor stories, then go out for a few pints of heavy in Leith acting like a couple of characters from Irvine Welsh's last novel, whatever the f**k it was called eh ken.

Aye mate.

Harp and Castle, then Priscilla's with the macho gay types, then Planet Out.

Could get pretty messy.

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Aye mate.

Harp and Castle, then Priscilla's with the macho gay types, then Planet Out.

Could get pretty messy.

I used to drink in the Harp and Castle fairly regularly when I lived down that way. Priscillas is now called Bojangles, a shite name. I've never been in Planet Out, although I once went on a night out in GHQ. I ran out of money and had to get the barman to buy me a drink :lol:

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I used to drink in the Harp and Castle fairly regularly when I lived down that way. Priscillas is now called Bojangles, a shite name. I've never been in Planet Out, although I once went on a night out in GHQ. I ran out of money and had to get the barman to buy me a drink :lol:

I've been to GHQ myself, someone's birthday night out of course. I love how tense some straight people get in gay clubs, they must think if their arse isn't facing a wall they'll get bumraped. I mind one time when I was in Polo for another birthday (genuinely, honest :lol: ) a guy tried to talk to my mate and he properly freaked the f**k out. Bizarre.

Mind you, of the three times I've been to gay club's the bouncer has asked me every time if I know it's a gay place. I don't know whether to be complimented or offended, probably offended.

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I've never been out on a night out at GHQ or even Leith Walk in my 9 months in Edinburgh. Apparently GHQ has a straight night, can't be much worse than George Street can it?

I've lived in Edinburgh for eight years and have been out on George Street twice in that time.

A 'straight' night? That must be a pisstake, who would go to that? A fair percentage of the crowd when I was there were straight, judging by the staring that was going on at the two hot lesbians winching.

I'm sitting in a different office today and a guy sitting nearby me keep flicking up word documents with photographs of women on them onto his screen. Unsure why, don't think it's work related. :unsure2:

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I've never been out on a night out at GHQ or even Leith Walk in my 9 months in Edinburgh. Apparently GHQ has a straight night, can't be much worse than George Street can it?

When I was at uni (3 years back now!), Wednesday was a student night. It was pretty decent tbf.

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I've been to GHQ myself, someone's birthday night out of course. I love how tense some straight people get in gay clubs, they must think if their arse isn't facing a wall they'll get bumraped. I mind one time when I was in Polo for another birthday (genuinely, honest :lol: ) a guy tried to talk to my mate and he properly freaked the f**k out. Bizarre.

I've never understood this either. To me, it's no different to being hit on by a bird you're not interested in i.e. you have a girlfriend or she's a munter. Thanks, but no thanks.

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When I was at uni (3 years back now!), Wednesday was a student night. It was pretty decent tbf.

Aye, it's still a student night. Used to go pretty often when I was in first year, it was no bad. Only problem was that if you put a jacket in the cloakroom it would come back reeking of smoke, and it took an age to get served at the bar. Was there over Christmas on a Wednesday for the first time in about 2 years and it was pish.

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