KnightswoodBear Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Tekkers I'm torn between applauding and cracking one out to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Conversation between a guy stopping a bus and the driver in Aberdeen: Guy: Is this the Inverness bus? (10A Inverness is on the front of the bus btw) Driver: Aye Guy: It doesnae (note Weegieish sounding) go through all the wee towns does it? Driver: Which ones do you mean? Guy: All the wee coast ones. Driver: I don't go along the coast. Guy: Well how do you get to Inverness then? Driver: I go all the way up the A96. Guy: What road's that? Driver: the main road and route for most of north-east Scotland. Guy: No it's not, that's the coast road. Driver: erm, sorry but it is. Guy: what towns do you go through? (By this point everyone's pissed off) Driver: Inverurie, Huntly... Guy: But Huntly's on the coast. Driver: No it's no. Guy: You're a f***in' idiot (Guy steps off bus and walks away) Unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm torn between applauding and cracking one out to be honest. It will sound the same no matter what you do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Just downloaded Robyn's last album. ErinGoBragh, fancy meeting up to listen to synthpop and emotional X factor stories, then go out for a few pints of heavy in Leith acting like a couple of characters from Irvine Welsh's last novel, whatever the f**k it was called eh ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm torn between applauding and cracking one out to be honest. It will sound the same no matter what you do Never has a: ^^^^ Doing it wrong Been more deserved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Just downloaded Robyn's last album. ErinGoBragh, fancy meeting up to listen to synthpop and emotional X factor stories, then go out for a few pints of heavy in Leith acting like a couple of characters from Irvine Welsh's last novel, whatever the f**k it was called eh ken. Aye mate. Harp and Castle, then Priscilla's with the macho gay types, then Planet Out. Could get pretty messy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Did anyone here when they were a kid get threatened by their parents with the 'jaggy jumper home'. Just came to me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I saw Gareth Bale and Oxlade-Chamberlain at my 5s on Monday. They were filming a Lucozade advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Looks like Div is expanding his business. He's got the team watching over a building site at the bottom of my street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Looks like Div is expanding his business. He's got the team watching over a building site at the bottom of my street. XBL, Ric and The Phoenix keeping an eye on things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Magee sitting outside in his white van? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Aye mate. Harp and Castle, then Priscilla's with the macho gay types, then Planet Out. Could get pretty messy. I used to drink in the Harp and Castle fairly regularly when I lived down that way. Priscillas is now called Bojangles, a shite name. I've never been in Planet Out, although I once went on a night out in GHQ. I ran out of money and had to get the barman to buy me a drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I used to drink in the Harp and Castle fairly regularly when I lived down that way. Priscillas is now called Bojangles, a shite name. I've never been in Planet Out, although I once went on a night out in GHQ. I ran out of money and had to get the barman to buy me a drink I've been to GHQ myself, someone's birthday night out of course. I love how tense some straight people get in gay clubs, they must think if their arse isn't facing a wall they'll get bumraped. I mind one time when I was in Polo for another birthday (genuinely, honest ) a guy tried to talk to my mate and he properly freaked the f**k out. Bizarre. Mind you, of the three times I've been to gay club's the bouncer has asked me every time if I know it's a gay place. I don't know whether to be complimented or offended, probably offended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 I've never been out on a night out at GHQ or even Leith Walk in my 9 months in Edinburgh. Apparently GHQ has a straight night, can't be much worse than George Street can it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 This is a pretty awesome story http://deadspin.com/timbers-play-make-a-wish-game-kid-with-cancer-scores-w-486460940?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 I've never been out on a night out at GHQ or even Leith Walk in my 9 months in Edinburgh. Apparently GHQ has a straight night, can't be much worse than George Street can it? I've lived in Edinburgh for eight years and have been out on George Street twice in that time. A 'straight' night? That must be a pisstake, who would go to that? A fair percentage of the crowd when I was there were straight, judging by the staring that was going on at the two hot lesbians winching. I'm sitting in a different office today and a guy sitting nearby me keep flicking up word documents with photographs of women on them onto his screen. Unsure why, don't think it's work related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 I've never been out on a night out at GHQ or even Leith Walk in my 9 months in Edinburgh. Apparently GHQ has a straight night, can't be much worse than George Street can it? When I was at uni (3 years back now!), Wednesday was a student night. It was pretty decent tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 I've been to GHQ myself, someone's birthday night out of course. I love how tense some straight people get in gay clubs, they must think if their arse isn't facing a wall they'll get bumraped. I mind one time when I was in Polo for another birthday (genuinely, honest ) a guy tried to talk to my mate and he properly freaked the f**k out. Bizarre. I've never understood this either. To me, it's no different to being hit on by a bird you're not interested in i.e. you have a girlfriend or she's a munter. Thanks, but no thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 When I was at uni (3 years back now!), Wednesday was a student night. It was pretty decent tbf. Aye, it's still a student night. Used to go pretty often when I was in first year, it was no bad. Only problem was that if you put a jacket in the cloakroom it would come back reeking of smoke, and it took an age to get served at the bar. Was there over Christmas on a Wednesday for the first time in about 2 years and it was pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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