Muggy Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I remember when Diana died. I was living at home at the time. My Mum woke me up declaring "Princess Di's dead! Wha's in cherge here son?". I pulled my boxers up and replied "What's the score here Ma? Dinnae give me yer pish, em in fucking cherge here. Bacon fucking roll ya c**t!". She scurried off to get breakfast together, mumbling terrible things about her rotten, insensitive, anti-Royalist eldest son. Crazy scenes. I can dig your proper blog vibes. How does one go about setting such a thing up? If I can find an appropriate website for such shenanigans I'll copy and paste chapter 1 & 2 into it, and update it on a weekly basis. I'll also invade the BBC website and advertise the REAL Leigh Griffiths blog. That way everyone will know the score - Leigh himself, Jim Spence, BBC website viewers, my Mum, and anyone else who treads down the murky path that leads to my disturbing world view. I do hope Jocky Scott hears of my work. That would be glorious. And if William Shatner wants to join the perty................well that's cool by me. I'll say "Ow, Shatner ya big ride: what's the score here? Bacon fucking roll ya c**t!". William Shatner - TELT! You can create a blog here: Link Get it done, Barry! This is the start of great things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyWho? Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I remember when Diana died. I was living at home at the time. My Mum woke me up declaring "Princess Di's dead! Wha's in cherge here son?". I pulled my boxers up and replied... Filthy c**t. Fire over to Wordpress and get yersel signed up. Here are some potential titles to consider overnight between feverish, greasy bouts of wanking to your Fred Dibnah DVDs. The Leigh's Knees The Bee's Leigh The Leigh's Leigh Leighvin' on a Jetplane Leigh and Perrins Leigh Harvey Oswald Tim Berners-Leigh (Clever!) LEIGH GRIFFITHS BLOG (Must be in capitals) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 You can create a blog here: Link Get it done, Barry! This is the start of great things. Filthy c**t. Fire over to Wordpress and get yersel signed up. Here are some potential titles to consider overnight between feverish, greasy bouts of wanking to your Fred Dibnah DVDs. The Leigh's Knees The Bee's Leigh The Leigh's Leigh Leighvin' on a Jetplane Leigh and Perrins Leigh Harvey Oswald Tim Berners-Leigh (Clever!) LEIGH GRIFFITHS BLOG (Must be in capitals) Cheers lads. I'm all over this shit. Give me a minute, I'm half way through setting something up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Eh Mind O' Gileigh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyWho? Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Cheers lads. I'm all over this shit. Give me a minute, I'm half way through setting something up here. Masturbating to "Dig with Dibnah" doesn't count as "setting something up," Barry. For f**k's sake, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Blogger.com won't let me copy and paste my P&B posts, and Wordpress is far from user friendly (in my drunken opinion)! f**k sake! Wha's in cherge here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 The Teleigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyWho? Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 The Teleigh I think it'd have to be "The Tulleigh" but that's got fucking legs, for sure (metaphorical ones). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Blogger.com won't let me copy and paste my P&B posts, and Wordpress is far from user friendly (in my drunken opinion)! f**k sake! Wha's in cherge here? It lets me copy and paste. [CTRL C] to copy your post and [CTRL V] to paste in your blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I think it'd have to be "The Tulleigh" but that's got fucking legs, for sure (metaphorical ones). Yeah, what was I thinking? Some c**t get me telt, now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyWho? Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Yeah, what was I thinking? Some c**t get me telt, now! This is your department, Barry. Step in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Phew. Sorry lads, that took longer than expected. I was fucking about trying to pull fancy moves with a right click of the mouse when yer classic Ctrl C/Ctrl V was all that was required. I've got an Honours Degree in an IT-related subject too, that was fucking shocking Anyway, without further ado, can I draw your attention to dundeebarry's Leigh Griffiths blog - http://dundeebarryleighgriffiths.blogspot.com/2010/02/dundeebarrys-leigh-griffiths-blog.html Wha's in cherge here? That's what em talkin' aboot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Phew. Sorry lads, that took longer than expected. I was fucking about trying to pull fancy moves with a right click of the mouse when yer classic Ctrl C/Ctrl V was all that was required. I've got an Honours Degree in an IT-related subject too, that was fucking shocking Anyway, without further ado, can I draw your attention to dundeebarry's Leigh Griffiths blog - http://dundeebarryle...fiths-blog.html Wha's in cherge here? That's what em talkin' aboot! Superb. I think we need capital letters in the title and an image of oor Leigh. A catchy punchline would be good too. Some photoshopped creations of Jocky mounting his wife, inside a bubble protruding from Leigh's noggin would be a sucker. This is the start, the start... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Utter filth, I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Superb. I think we need capital letters in the title and an image of oor Leigh. A catchy punchline would be good too. Some photoshopped creations of Jocky mounting his wife, inside a bubble protruding from Leigh's noggin would be a sucker. This is the start, the start... I hear you with the capital letters, but I started off in P&B with a severe lack of grammar so I have no choice but to continue. Is anyone registered to leave comments on the official Leigh blog on the BBC? Get the REAL version's link up ya c***s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyWho? Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I hear you with the capital letters, but I started off in P&B with a severe lack of grammar so I have no choice but to continue. Is anyone registered to leave comments on the official Leigh blog on the BBC? Get the REAL version's link up ya c***s! Call me a meddling genius, but I think you need to iron out the creases and get it looking all shiny first, like a really, really shiny turd. Take out the preamble about your involvement and just have it be a straight Leigh Griffiths alterna-blog. Straight from the horse's mouth, as it were. Like that Gary Caldwell Twitter thing. "Not many people eat carvery for breakfast. Not many people are Gary Caldwell." Deadpan all the way. Be Leigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Call me a meddling genius, but I think you need to iron out the creases and get it looking all shiny first, like a really, really shiny turd. Take out the preamble about your involvement and just have it be a straight Leigh Griffiths alterna-blog. Straight from the horse's mouth, as it were. Like that Gary Caldwell Twitter thing. "Not many people eat carvery for breakfast. Not many people are Gary Caldwell." Deadpan all the way. Be Leigh. Preamble deleted. Cheers, cunto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harkinsbaldpatch Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Funny as f**k, it puts a smile on ones face lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark destroyer Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 He's a ladies man. He's a laddies man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Think you get tell us what happened here Leigh/Barry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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