dundeebarry Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 You should start a leigh griffiths twitter barry! The stuff you write is 10x better than the fake gary caldwell one......which is still funny. A good suggestion, but Twitter's character restrictions (160?) probably doesn't give me enough room to work with. Jocky's Tweats would a delight though! "Battered David Goodwillie today. Wha's in cherge here, wee baws? That's what 'em talkin'aboot!" "Did the ouija board with Leigh Griffiths. The spirit world kens the score. Wha's in cherge here?" "Took the jetpack in for a service today. Got it free of charge 'cause the boy was a Dee. That's what 'em talkin' aboot!" I wonder when Bob "hefty love cannon" Brannan will make an appearance... This shit's unstoppable. Any truth in the rumour barry that Klimpl tore his training top aff and went 'chest to chest' with Jocky? He's a hard b*****d that Klimpl, well you would be if you had spent fourteen years in the Russian military, and Israeli secret service. These issues may well feature in the next update............ Barry, I tried my best to promote your work but the BBC removed my comment. I can only assume they see it as spamming. Miserable c***s! Shite! I was going to link the blog once the BBC version was updated this week. Good effort though, Muggy. Cheers. edit - just spotted your deleted entry - 'DBsPA' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Shite! I was going to link the blog once the BBC version was updated this week. Good effort though, Muggy. Cheers. edit - just spotted your deleted entry - 'DBsPA' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 A good suggestion, but Twitter's character restrictions (160?) probably doesn't give me enough room to work with. Jocky's Tweats would a delight though! "Battered David Goodwillie today. Wha's in cherge here, wee baws? That's what 'em talkin'aboot!" "Did the ouija board with Leigh Griffiths. The spirit world kens the score. Wha's in cherge here?" "Took the jetpack in for a service today. Got it free of charge 'cause the boy was a Dee. That's what 'em talkin' aboot!" This would actually be better than GaryCaldwell5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubertube Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 You should start a leigh griffiths twitter barry! The stuff you write is 10x better than the fake gary caldwell one......which is still funny. i just got a link to it via the jagstwit twitter feed. a strange but brilliant mind at work i cant help thinking about this Jocky when read dundeebarry's description Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 i cant help thinking about this Jocky when read dundeebarry's description Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 That blog is why the internet exists. Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Sounds like your mate should be described as jelous to me ! (as a matter of interest who is he playing for now ?) He isn't really jealous. He's playing in the juniors while studying for a degree (is on the same course as me). Can't wait for Barry's next installment, brilliant stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geefoxer Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Big "Well Done" for last night's performance and a cracking goal as well! Should have been on from the start though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The boys on Dundee Mad ken the score - http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=194&fid=100&sty=1&act=1&mid=2122588953 "Bubbled oot eez puss nae doubt" "What a load o pysh. And far too much fantasising aboot Jocky's ba's" "Check him out on p&b mate. Hippos, dildos and the forest at the back of the Derry are all he needs for an outlandish tale." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay35 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The boys on Dundee Mad ken the score - http://boards.footym...&mid=2122588953 "Bubbled oot eez puss nae doubt" "What a load o pysh. And far too much fantasising aboot Jocky's ba's" "Check him out on p&b mate. Hippos, dildos and the forest at the back of the Derry are all he needs for an outlandish tale." Aye, I read them last night. Fecking quality man aye, get em telt wha's in cherge we that rubber dildo dude! So wot bits true? Bubbled oot yer puss or fantasising about the ba's?.............. or bathe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Aye, I read them last night. Fecking quality man aye, get em telt wha's in cherge we that rubber dildo dude! So wot bits true? Bubbled oot yer puss or fantasising about the ba's?.............. or bathe? I'd like to wholeheartedly deny all of the accusations that have been made on the Dundee Mad site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I'd like to wholeheartedly deny all of the accusations that have been made on the Dundee Mad site. Well, I suppose you'd like to...but can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Well, I suppose you'd like to...but can you? While I can assure you I don't post under the influence of 'bubbles', I don't think anyone on this forum can deny daydreaming about Jocky Scott's hairy scrote at one point or another, can they? I mean we've all done it, right? Yes? Fucking right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyWho? Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 While I can assure you I don't post under the influence of 'bubbles'... Bloody 'ell! You've got a fair audience now, Spunktrumpet. Keep 'em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Bloody 'ell! You've got a fair audience now, Spunktrumpet. Keep 'em coming. Don't roll your eyes at me, dick cock. Any time I've been on bubbles I've been too busy, well, being on bubbles, to post on here. If the laptop does get switched on when I'm tweaking out my gourd, it's purely to watch porn or trawl adult chatrooms in the guise of a black guy with an 11" inch cock. Keep your eyes peeled for dundeeleeroy, cybersex fans. "Spunktrumpet" - Yas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDCCCXCIII Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The boys on Dundee Mad ken the score - http://boards.footym...&mid=2122588953 "Bubbled oot eez puss nae doubt" "What a load o pysh. And far too much fantasising aboot Jocky's ba's" "Check him out on p&b mate. Hippos, dildos and the forest at the back of the Derry are all he needs for an outlandish tale." Only poofs view in thread. Topic ya bas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 So not only did he score the other night but he came face to face with (one of) jockys arch nemesis, Goodwillie. How that b*****d recovered in time to play is beyond me, how did it go on international duty then, Barry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Only poofs view in thread. Topic ya bas. Ahhh, that's a far better view. I've often avoided Mad in the past due to the layout, didn't realise you could change it. Cheery. WendyWho? views in thread So not only did he score the other night but he came face to face with (one of) jockys arch nemesis, Goodwillie. How that b*****d recovered in time to play is beyond me, how did it go on international duty then, Barry? I'm on it, Turbo. Next update should be up by the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I'm on it, Turbo. Next update should be up by the weekend. Excellent, Barry, excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzy Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Hey Bazza, I'm eagerly anticipating Leigh's take on Bob Malcolm's repertoire. Rumour has it Boab and Eddie Malone have been teaching the lads some 'party tunes'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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