Gaz FFC Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Rugster said: My brother posted a status recently to do with Oasis at Loch Lomond, something like, "Can't believe this was 20 years ago. Missed my mum and dad's silver wedding party to go to this. The next day my uncle turned up at their house with a silver wedding present for them saying he'd noticed it was their silver anniversary on my brother's facebook. My mum and dad have been married for 46 years, he was at the wedding, he knows I was born after they were married and I turned 40 this year. He was a tad embarrassed. I thought it was fucking hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Stick on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly for her. Go on! Who keeps whistling? FFS not again![emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Her:I loved that will.i.am song gone till November.Me: that was wyclef jeanHer:well they look alikeMe:... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Watching The Blacklist with the missus and someone mentioned dirty money being cleaned. My wife pipes up, "So is the money actually dirty and they have to wash it?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 My brother posted a status recently to do with Oasis at Loch Lomond, something like, "Can't believe this was 20 years ago. Missed my mum and dad's silver wedding party to go to this. The next day my uncle turned up at their house with a silver wedding present for them saying he'd noticed it was their silver anniversary on my brother's facebook. My mum and dad have been married for 46 years, he was at the wedding, he knows I was born after they were married and I turned 40 this year. He was a tad embarrassed. I thought it was fucking hilarious. This whole post confuses me. Not sure if it is due to the unclear quotation marks.If it was your parents silver anniversary 20 years ago then why would your uncle turn up the day after the status with a silver anniversary present? Surely he's 20 years too late?For the story I will give it a 3/10 as it has potential. For how it's written though it's a 1/10 as it's clear as mud. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 My well educated wife who has travelled the world extensively informed me last week that she had always though Carlisle was in Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Surely he's 20 years too late? Is this one of those whoosh moments? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 This whole post confuses me. Not sure if it is due to the unclear quotation marks.If it was your parents silver anniversary 20 years ago then why would your uncle turn up the day after the status with a silver anniversary present? Surely he's 20 years too late?For the story I will give it a 3/10 as it has potential. For how it's written though it's a 1/10 as it's clear as mud. ^^^Babe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Is this one of those whoosh moments? Sadly not, I don't understand at all. ^^^Babe. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 On 28/03/2017 at 09:08, Gaz FFC said: Not a babe in any way but my mum offering up much embarrassment for me on the internet. My mate had posted up photos from 3 years ago of the stag doo we were on. As we all recalled the stories and the great weather my mum posted up "enjoy" as though we were currently on the trip I take it this wasn't your stag do? That'd be a whole new level of minter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 My well educated wife who has travelled the world extensively informed me last week that she had always though Carlisle was in Scotland William Wallace likes this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 12 hours ago, Dindeleux said: This whole post confuses me. Not sure if it is due to the unclear quotation marks. If it was your parents silver anniversary 20 years ago then why would your uncle turn up the day after the status with a silver anniversary present? Surely he's 20 years too late? For the story I will give it a 3/10 as it has potential. For how it's written though it's a 1/10 as it's clear as mud. Out of the mouth of idiotic Kille fans thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 22 hours ago, Dindeleux said: This whole post confuses me. Not sure if it is due to the unclear quotation marks. If it was your parents silver anniversary 20 years ago then why would your uncle turn up the day after the status with a silver anniversary present? Surely he's 20 years too late? For the story I will give it a 3/10 as it has potential. For how it's written though it's a 1/10 as it's clear as mud. I think it's due to you being a bit stupid, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Sorry I missed a quotation mark out Dindeleux, I'll be more careful in future. Not sure it really would have helped you in this instance if you didn't follow the story though. Usually Kincardine is the grammar polis so thanks for stepping in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Sorry I missed a quotation mark out Dindeleux, I'll be more careful in future. Not sure it really would have helped you in this instance if you didn't follow the story though. Usually Kincardine is the grammar polis so thanks for stepping in! I still can't read your post right, I am currently on my 26th hour in the maternity unit waiting for my first child to be born which may have something to do with it.Let's just forget it. Here's a nice photo to help ease the upset I've caused in this thread. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Just now, Dindeleux said: I still can't read your post right, I am currently on my 26th hour in the maternity unit waiting for my first child to be born which may have something to do with it. Let's just forget it. Here's a nice photo to help ease the upset I've caused in this thread. Hope all goes well! I know the feeling! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Hope all goes well! I know the feeling! 13 days late and counting. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Oh in fact I get it now (hopefully). -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I was told of a story last night which wasn't from a lassie but I felt it was worth sharing anyway. BBC News report comes on after some robbery or something had taken place and they start talking to someone who seen it happen. Underneath the person talking it pops up with Eyewitness Report. A mate pipes in with "HA HA! Eyewitness?! Where the f**k is Eyewitness?!" pronounced like Inverness but replacing Inver with Iwit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 A couple of us at work chatting about the fella on the United Airlines flight being dragged off the plane. One of the girls nearby overhears and pipes up with - "It's a shocking story but have you guys seen any of the meh-mehs on Facebook?" " - the what?" "the meh-mehs!" "spell it" "m-e-m-e" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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