Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, HenryHill said: He is toying with us. It was meant to be stab all along. Mrs Par is not someone to be disobeyed so yes, the kid got chibbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Loan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Moonster Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 19 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Could be a crossword clue. Fifers do this to their daughters. Four letters. Third letter is A. (it's a) trap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 ‘boab’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Currently doing that self isolation guff as has roughly 36/32 counties in Ireland are doing and the youngest has been my shadow over the day.Wife said he's really taken to you at the moment and I joked it was Stockholm syndrome. Is that like autism or down syndrome she asks... I may be spending the night on the couch after I stop laughing 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Apparently, "people in China can hear birds singing because the ozone layer is away". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 “I fucking hate rainbows. They’re shit. Except real ones.” Mrs Par unimpressed with the window and chalk art of the nation’s youngsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Me "Has the Clackmannanshire Bridge got a cycle lane across it?"Her "It must have, it wouldnt be allowed to be a bridge if it didn't" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Just remembered this one from last year. It was a stunning summer day and we were out in the car. Her - do you think it will rain later? Me - there's no a cloud in the sky, so, eh, no. She stares at me blankly for a couple of seconds then asks, - what's clouds got to do with it? I initially refuse to believe she's serious but her track record on these kind of issues is incredible. I then have to explain how clouds work to a 35 year old woman. I finish our short meteorology lesson by asking where she had thought the rain had come from. The big blue bit. Jesus wept. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 This just blew my sister in-law's mind on our WhatsApp group chat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This just blew my sister in-law's mind on our WhatsApp group chat... Has your brother impregnated her yet? If not there is still time for him to get out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 “Andorra’s Italian isn’t it?” ”no, it’s Andorra” ”French then?” ”No, It’s Andorran, as in it’s a country” ”Nah, it’s Italian isn’t it” Where’s the revolver... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 This just blew my sister in-law's mind on our WhatsApp group chat...Does this not work for every year since 2000? Add the age you’ll be that year to your year of birth and it’ll add up to whatever the year is? I may be wrong but it certainly works for me. Born 1976 turned 24 in the year 2000 and surprisingly the answer to the question 1976+24=2000. And repeat every year after. Or am I missing something and being as thick as the other half’s who get slagged rotten on here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Does this not work for every year since 2000? Add the age you’ll be that year to your year of birth and it’ll add up to whatever the year is? I may be wrong but it certainly works for me. Born 1976 turned 24 in the year 2000 and surprisingly the answer to the question 1976+24=2000. And repeat every year after. Or am I missing something and being as thick as the other half’s who get slagged rotten on here?It will always work. Your year of birth plus your age will equal the current year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Does this not work for every year since 2000? Add the age you’ll be that year to your year of birth and it’ll add up to whatever the year is? I may be wrong but it certainly works for me. Born 1976 turned 24 in the year 2000 and surprisingly the answer to the question 1976+24=2000. And repeat every year after. Or am I missing something and being as thick as the other half’s who get slagged rotten on here?[emoji38] 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: Does this not work for every year since 2000? Add the age you’ll be that year to your year of birth and it’ll add up to whatever the year is? I may be wrong but it certainly works for me. Born 1976 turned 24 in the year 2000 and surprisingly the answer to the question 1976+24=2000. And repeat every year after. Or am I missing something and being as thick as the other half’s who get slagged rotten on here? Yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, NJ2 said: It will always work. Your year of birth plus your age will equal the current year. It only works on idiots who have already celebrated the current year's birthday. And idiots who just can't count, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: Does this not work for every year since 2000? Add the age you’ll be that year to your year of birth and it’ll add up to whatever the year is? I may be wrong but it certainly works for me. Born 1976 turned 24 in the year 2000 and surprisingly the answer to the question 1976+24=2000. And repeat every year after. Or am I missing something and being as thick as the other half’s who get slagged rotten on here? How about for before 2000? Asking for BigBo10... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 I’m easily confused and clearly missed this point entirely. I’ll think before posting in future. Your continued abject abuse is entirely deserved and I offer no further defence of being a complete fuckwit! 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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