Shuggie_Murray7 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Not quite sure what you mean by that Shuggie? Every Masters tournament (which btw is held at Augusta National each year) the winner is awarded a green jacket I was under the assumption you got a green jacket for winning every major. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Imagine if somebody win the Masters and the Tour de France. You could wear the yellow jumper with the green jacket. What other sporting competitions, if any, do you win a item of clothing in when you become champion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 A couple of gems from the same lassie at different times. Years ago we were sitting in a mate's house watching American football. This lass asked how long was left as she found it boring, and when we replied the 3rd quarter is nearly finished she asked "how many quarters are there?". Another time while discussing how to share a bottle of vodka between 3 of us, she said it would be impossible to share it equally. When asked why we can't just divide it into thirds she replied "you don't get thirds, just halves then quarters" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Imagine if somebody win the Masters and the Tour de France. You could wear the yellow jumper with the green jacket. What other sporting competitions, if any, do you win a item of clothing in when you become champion? That outfit would be enhanced by accessorising with a WWE Championship belt IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Just heard a pearler on a bus between two lassies; "I just passed my driving test!" "I didn't realise that you had to have loads of lessons before you could sit your test!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killie Zenit Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 My brother convinced his ex that that horrid "Let's go, Andy, let's go" chant at Wimbledon was actually "Come on, Andy, tennis him". This got extended to all pishy sports, such as "I see Scotland got rugby'd tae f**k again yesterday" and "Ha, that's Australia cricketed England's c**t right in at that Ashes." I also mind my mates and I talking about the upcoming World Cup Final in 2006 and how it would be "nice for Zidane" to go out on a high with a win. My mate's sister chips in: "Who, Zidane Hussein?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 A couple of gems from the same lassie at different times. Years ago we were sitting in a mate's house watching American football. This lass asked how long was left as she found it boring, and when we replied the 3rd quarter is nearly finished she asked "how many quarters are there?". Another time while discussing how to share a bottle of vodka between 3 of us, she said it would be impossible to share it equally. When asked why we can't just divide it into thirds she replied "you don't get thirds, just halves then quarters" Learnt her arithmetic from buying small bottles of vodka.. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Was on a works do recently and we were in a pub that had nice Stella glasses with the gold rim. Someone asked a lassie if she would put one in her handbag... She said no because it's designer.....thinking that he meant with the beer in it. Thing is she gets paid more than me. :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Was on a works do recently and we were in a pub that had nice Stella glasses with the gold rim. Someone asked a lassie if she would put one in her handbag... She said no because it's designer.....thinking that he meant with the beer in it. Thing is she gets paid more than me. :-( Give the main boss a blow job you might get a payrise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Was on a works do recently and we were in a pub that had nice Stella glasses with the gold rim. Someone asked a lassie if she would put one in her handbag... She said no because it's designer.....thinking that he meant with the beer in it. Thing is she gets paid more than me. :-( You still get dribbles and the risk of breakage. She's right on this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Agreed. Any sport that stops for tea and dinner, lasts 5 days and can still end up in a draw, is a sport for rotters. ...or stops for a wee bit of rain. No wonder their top cricket ground is called Lords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yes. Kudos to your (ex?) bird. Is she on Tinder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Just had a bizarre online chat via fb with a former pupil (who I always thought was quite bright, due to graduate this year from Edinburgh). She: so where are you now sir Me: just outside Chicago She: teaching? Me: no, not working at all at the moment She: so no jobs near Stirling? Me Stirling? She: yeah Stirling, near Chicago isn't it, or is it in Fife? Me: err no 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Probably. I'd advise a left swipe. How will I know? I've never "left-swiped". I prefer to tap the button that views other photos and find out if they have anything to say about themselves (which is usually "say hi, don't be shy" ... missing the point of Tinder completely). And other photos. A true ladies' man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 My brother convinced his ex that that horrid "Let's go, Andy, let's go" chant at Wimbledon was actually "Come on, Andy, tennis him". This got extended to all pishy sports, such as "I see Scotland got rugby'd tae f**k again yesterday" and "Ha, that's Australia cricketed England's c**t right in at that Ashes." Dragged a laugh out of me for reasons that I don't understand - well done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 An excerpt from a phone conversation this morning. Client, How often does the annual servicing take place. Me, (mutters ffs under breath), every twelve months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Was on a works do recently and we were in a pub that had nice Stella glasses with the gold rim. Someone asked a lassie if she would put one in her handbag... She said no because it's designer.....thinking that he meant with the beer in it. You still get dribbles and the risk of breakage. She's right on this one. Are we still talking about putting beer glasses in handbags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 (edited) On the way to the canteen earlier to get a bacon roll and I was stuck behind three slow moving lassies. They were talking about the training you can do down the glen in Dunfermline where a military guy shouts at you etc (this sort of thing). One said it was pretty tough going when another chipped in with the comment that the instructor has it easy as he doesn't have to do the exercises. The third girl piped up that it might have been easy for the instructor, but he 'always has to go to loads of wars'. I snortled (snorted and chortled at the same time). Edited April 16, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 I also mind my mates and I talking about the upcoming World Cup Final in 2006 and how it would be "nice for Zidane" to go out on a high with a win. My mate's sister chips in: "Who, Zidane Hussein?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 On the way to the canteen earlier to get a bacon roll and I was stuck behind three slow moving lassies. They were talking about the training you can do down the glen in Dunfermline where a military guy shouts at you etc (this sort of thing). One said it was pretty tough going when another chipped in with the comment that the instructor has it easy as he doesn't have to do the exercises. The third girl piped up that it might have been easy for the instructor, but he 'always has to go to loads of wars'. I snortled (snorted and chortled at the same time). Was thinking of going to Commando training - lots of females. They try and get you on Herbalife thing though but it would be a good way to meet people. You should have chipped in with some info, or were they munters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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