madwullie Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 The girlfriend's mum isn't great with words. Thinks a poinsettia plant is called a placenta plant, and recently buried her dad at a humorist ceremony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Does she often repeat herself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Nope, not even tuna. I can't make the kids tuna sandwiches while he's in the house. He just dry heaves as soon as I open the tin. You're absolutely right, it's madness! Seems perfectly reasonable to me, meat from tins are for dogs and cats not humans. As for tinned tuna, I can't fathom why anyone would want to eat something that smells that rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Seems perfectly reasonable to me, meat from tins are for dogs and cats not humans. As for tinned tuna, I can't fathom why anyone would want to eat something that smells that rank. Tinned tuna is incredible you madman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Tinned tuna is incredible you madman Seconded. Although I'm a big advocate of salad cream n onion through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Tinned tuna is incredible you madman Aye, incredibly rank smelling. I'll confess to never having eaten it but I honestly don't think I could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Aye, incredibly rank smelling. I'll confess to never having eaten it but I honestly don't think I could. It tastes very similar to your mum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 It tastes very similar to your mum image.jpg Dad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I actually prefer ruined tuna to the proper thing. Then again, I drown it in vinegar so you could probably argue that it's vinegar I like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I actually prefer ruined tuna to the proper thing. Then again, I drown it in vinegar so you could probably argue that it's vinegar I like. What the feck is 'ruined' tuna? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 What the feck is 'ruined' tuna? Tuna covered in vinegar, clearly. No, not really. It's phone autocorrect for "tinned". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 What the feck is 'ruined' tuna? It's another name for a tuna that's been in the porn industry for 30 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 My favourite, but tinned corned beef is good as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Debatable if it's genuine meat, But tinned ravioli is tremendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Debatable if it's genuine meat, But tinned ravioli is tremendous. Heinz spaghetti bolognese as well. Superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I actually prefer ruined tuna to the proper thing. Then again, I drown it in vinegar so you could probably argue that it's vinegar I like.Similarly, I love beetroot in a "ruin" or jar (ie pickled) but hate it fresh or cooked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Anyway this is getting off topic. I was trying to watch football on the TV at the weekend and the mother-in-law comes up with some corkers Is that real grass or plastic? (Grass, why?) It's 2 different colours so I thought it must be plastic. Is that a normal sized ball? (Ignored that one as I didn't want to go through the whole "close, far away" lecture) Why are they wearing different coloured boots? Edited February 24, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Anyway this is getting off topic. I was trying to watch football on the TV at the weekend and the mother-in-law comes up with some corkers Is that real grass or plastic? (Grass, why?) It's 2 different colours so I thought it must be plastic. Is that a normal sized ball? (Ignored that one as I didn't want to go through the whole "close, far away" lecture) Why are they wearing different coloured boots? That question is fair enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 That question is fair enough!Maybe for a woman in her 70s yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Maybe for a woman in her 70s yes Well I'm a chap in my 30s and I asked it several times during the last World Cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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