Wile E Coyote Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Pointed out to the wife that there is a documentary on tonight about Third Lanark, and that she might be interested in it as we went to their ground recently. "That the one in Berlin?" Comes the reply. No, That's Third Reich she's thinking of 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 She’s quite clearly no reich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Not a babe but a lassy all the same...“We went to ikea at the weekend but I didn’t really understand the concept of it so we didn’t know there was a downstairs”Wtf? That’s stairs you’re struggling with the concept of, no ikea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 4 minutes into the second period of extra time tonight: "Have Croatia equalised?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 A while back, Scotland were playing the Faroes. "Is that in Scotland or Egypt?". I kid you not! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 A while back, Scotland were playing the Faroes. "Is that in Scotland or Egypt?". I kid you not!thats brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 On a flight the other day. We land and the plane comes to a stop. Next to us we see a packed luggage truck and she says “oh look, our luggage is here already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 On holiday in Devon couple of weeks ago. Passed some wind turbines that aren't rotating. She asks me why ."Probably because it isn't windy" says I."But don't they just switch them on in that case?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 “My ears have popped. How high above sea level are we?”. We were standing on the fucking beach at the time. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Recently rewatched A Game of Thrones. Her “it must have been shit living back then”Me “back when”Her “you know, in the olden times”Me “what????” Her “you know, like back then”Me “you do realise game of thrones isn’t based on medieval time ?”Her “yeah obviously, dragons died with the rest of the dinosaurs” She’s actually employed as a university tutor. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Girl at Work - I fancy seeing that Christopher Robin movie Other girl - What it about GaT - Think he wrote the Peter Rabbit book I could only roll my eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 i was roasting chicken breasts last night and asked her to go through and take them out. she came back through.her "theyre not ready yet"me "why not theyve been in long enough"her "no theyre white"me laughing "what colour do you think they should b3"her "i dont know - kinnda brown"shes 36! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 On e recent visit to a winery "Would you get pissed if you ate the grapes?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Told my wife that my petrol light came on as I was nearing home... She asked what did that mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Playing a board game last night and she had to finish this advertising slogan, "I can't believe its not........" After 10 minutes of, " what's the name of that butter, is it Flora or what's that other butter called.......... " I actually can't breathe for laughing. She plumps for "I can't believe its not Utterly Butterly", therefore including the right word and another companies advertising slogan. My lungs hurt today from laughing. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: On e recent visit to a winery "Would you get pissed if you ate the grapes?" You should have said and fed her grapes until the penny dropped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 “I gave some money to a homeless person the other day. He had such a sad sign about his life” So far so good. She is a good hearted girl. ”I gave him £50” Think I spat tea out my nose and eyeballs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Divorce is the only option to stave off stupidity drive bankruptcy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 26/09/2018 at 16:06, Shandon Par said: “I gave some money to a homeless person the other day. He had such a sad sign about his life” So far so good. She is a good hearted girl. ”I gave him £50” Think I spat tea out my nose and eyeballs. If my wife done that she would be sitting next to him the next day... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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