DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'd ope a can. A can of whoop-ass for waking me up at 3am, the old c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just changed my profile picture to a llama because I lost the challenge. Solve this riddle. If you're wrong, you're committing to put a picture of llama as your profile picture for a whole day! Answer me in pm so that others do not see the answer and can participate... It is 3 in the morning, you're sleeping and you hear the doorbell. It's your parents who show up for a surprise visit for breakfast. You've got the strawberry jam, honey, bread and cheese. What do you open first? Don't forget, answer me by private message, don't put comments. If you answer correctly I'd put your name in comment. If you're wrong you have to put a photo of llama as your profile picture!! Worringly people have commented on it and have actually changed their picture to a llama. The riddle is quite smart the way its worded to make an obvious wrong choice... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 How is that a riddle??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 How is that a riddle??? Edit: Because it's so fcking stupid unless you live in an igloo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Edit: Because it's so fcking stupid unless you live in an igloo. I think you've missed the point. What has an igloo got to do with it? Personally, if I was startled by the noise of the door I'd probably open my mouth in that kinda intake of breath when you wake up kinda way, whereas the "answer" they'll be looking for will be eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Igloo's don't have doors? Think that's the igloo point made above. How do you know it's your folks unless you've already opened the door? Riddle void. Pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: Igloo's don't have doors? Think that's the igloo point made above. How do you know it's your folks unless you've already opened the door? Riddle void. Pish. But it's also wrong. You're supposed to be asleep, hence why the answer they're supposed to be looking for is your eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 But it's also wrong. You're supposed to be asleep, hence why the answer they're supposed to be looking for is your eyes. That's not a conscious choice though? Worse than pish. Thank f**k I don't go on Facebook anymore. I'm pissed off just thinking about this. Nonsense man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 That's the whole point, both of this conversation and of the "riddle". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 In fact, all these mathematical puzzles that are doing the rounds are annoying me. The "17=816, 28=1617 41=?" kinda pish. They're all wrong, use some algebra or at least an "if" statement you lazy shites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Igloo's don't have doors? Think that's the igloo point made above. How do you know it's your folks unless you've already opened the door? Riddle void. Pish. Surely you've got a peep hole on your door 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 It's 3 in the b*****d morning! Be pitch dark?!And not if I live in an igloo [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Fundamentally flawed. I've been wide awake at 3am every night for the last few months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 My parents divorced when I was seven and my dad died two years ago. If they turned up together at my front door for any reason I'd probably have a heart attack and foul myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: My parents divorced when I was seven and my dad died two years ago. If they turned up together at my front door for any reason I'd probably have a heart attack and foul myself. So the first thing you'd open would be your bowels? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 19 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: So the first thing you'd open would be your bowels? Most likely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 My Dad died 6 years ago and my Mum is in a nursing home over 4,000 miles away. If the pair of them showed up at my door at 3am. I'd probably just reconsider my decision to finish off that green chili burrito so close to bedtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 My parents are both alive and I don't live in an igloo so I now need to give this some serious thought. Actually, I don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I have just had the first llama on my timeline, but the girl in question has tremendous norkage, so she hasn't been removed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 I don't want to be the one that asks for pics or GTF, but I do want to be the one that posts a pic of a llama as a response... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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