Bully Wee Villa Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Put a small amount of cash outside. When the rest of the road does likewise, take the money.Easy pickings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 (edited) On 10/02/2017 at 09:04, Swarley said: Just look out the window and see what bins your neighbours have put out ffs Doesnae work in our street. We're the only c**ts that recycle... Edited February 12, 2017 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Might start putting bins out at random to see if folk will join in. I would.I'd be fucked without the neighbours to give me a clue about what bin is getting done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Have any P&B'ers unexpectedly received plenty of money after typing "AMEN" and sharing a picture of money on Facebook? I wonder if perhaps the expression "plenty of" requires some definition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Eamon, now show me the money Jeebus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I canny believe there is facebook groups for yer block of flats/schemes. Surely the only reason to join these is to slag the people who take these things seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I canny believe there is facebook groups for yer block of flats/schemes. Surely the only reason to join these is to shag the people who take these things seriously. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Maybe if it was the vertical version. Miss Piggy Fetish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Lack of brown sauce, completely offensive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Its not easy being green. (just ask Magee). No one's forcing you to wear those breeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) Edited February 16, 2017 by RiG Replacing the rubbish mobile emoji. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Size of McInnes' dick btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 HEADS UP, EVERYONE!!!! Was just informed that in addition to Porno Videos, and photos, there is a new hack on Facebook. It appears comments coming from you includes dirty, hurtful phrases. You cannot see it, but your friends do. This situation can create many misunderstandings. I would like to say to all my contacts that if something shocking appears, it absolutely is NOT coming from me and I would be grateful if you let me know. Thank you very much! Copy and paste. Do NOT hit Share! what does this even mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 HEADS UP, EVERYONE!!!! Was just informed that in addition to Porno Videos, and photos, there is a new hack on Facebook. It appears comments coming from you includes dirty, hurtful phrases. You cannot see it, but your friends do. This situation can create many misunderstandings. I would like to say to all my contacts that if something shocking appears, it absolutely is NOT coming from me and I would be grateful if you let me know. Thank you very much! Copy and paste. Do NOT hit Share! what does this even mean? They post racist/bigoted/sexist rubbish on Facebook and are looking for excuses it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Minter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 3 hours ago, resk said: Minter. Christ, I thought that was going to end with "and we'll tell our children about Messi" and was laughing at how cringy it was and then I scrolled down and seen that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Christ, I thought that was going to end with "and we'll tell our children about Messi" and was laughing at how cringy it was and then I scrolled down and seen that. My grandad and dad never talked about Pele or Maradona, my childhood was spent being told about the Ormond saints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My dad hated Pele and Maradona. Mind you, he is a massive racist. Beat me to it - my granddad wouldn't have let Pele in the house. Strange as he was otherwise cultured. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 5 hours ago, kilbowie2002 said: So a sort of friend of mine from my musician days has been cheating on his neurotic mrs, she constantly has been posting things like 'bitches better leave my husband alone' and the like. With him just openly flirting with girls and writing posts on other girls facebooks asking them out. All of sudden they're back together acting as if nothing happened, shes posting shite about her perfect life etc and how romantic her husband is despite having publicly decried him as a no hope cheating mess only a month ago. Why do people insist on being so stupid? Wouldn't it be easier to get her/him binned? Can somewhat understand though - an ex-pal of mine got his first missus a couple of years back (Dumbarton fan) and he started dedicating his life to her. Would back out of prior agreements because the fat welt didn't want to upset his equally fat missus. He actually owes me money but kept backing out of paying it. Suppose it's a small price to pay to get rid of them both. So far, she's dragged him all over the country and convinced him to chuck his job. Not before trying it on with myself and other pals though, of course. Currently, he's a benefit dodger 'caring' for her lazy arse. Karma will catch up with them though. Relevance being that he bangs on about her being the best thing that's ever happened to him. Sadly for him, she only cares about her cats who, as a matter of interest, dislike them. Probably because her profile pic is of her grabbing one by the throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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