Guest Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) That awkward moment when you don't know how to spell awkward... If somebody corrected my spelling on FB I'd probably delete them. You have a good taste in music though so I'll let you off. Talking of deleting, I'm thinking of going on a massive cull. It's getting to the stage where I'd rather people thought "aww he only has 100 friends" than me having to read the shit, mundane mind dribblings of people I wouldn't even stop to talk to on the street. Maybe I'll make a profile called something like "a stapler" with a picture of a stapler for a display pic. Anyone who accepts it is getting deleted. Edited April 21, 2011 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Maybe I'll make a profile called something like "a stapler" with a picture of a stapler for a display pic. Anyone who accepts it is getting deleted. Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 How many friends do folk on here have on Facebook? My total fluctuates between the 250-260 mark. Some of said friends have upwards of 1500 friends on Facebook. Is that even possible to know that amount of people? There's that Moffat lad in Inverness who appears to have over 2,000 friends! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 If somebody corrected my spelling on FB I'd probably delete them. You have a good taste in music though so I'll let you off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I have possibly the world's stupidest Rangers fan on FB. I was going to delete him, but his tantrums when the buns lose are comedy gold. There's a photoshopped pic of Neil Lennon riddled with bullet holes doing the rounds on FB just now. He's just put it on his page with the usual accompanying "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WATP!!!". His other gems include a hilarious profile pic of him doing the red hand salute in front of a N Ire flag while trying to look serious as f**k, and something similar in front of a union jack. He's a fucking oaf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 There's that Moffat lad in Inverness who appears to have over 2,000 friends! I can't think who that is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Just seen a girl with one of those stupid middle names people give themselves on Facebook, sort of like Phil "The Power" Taylor, only her middle name was "Rip Mum". Seriously, why would you do that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) Just seen a girl with one of those stupid middle names people give themselves on Facebook, sort of like Phil "The Power" Taylor, only her middle name was "Rip Mum". Seriously, why would you do that? Maybe it's Dutch or something? Rip Van Winkle sort of thing, no? Edited April 21, 2011 by McKee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Just had this belter appear on my news feed... While u scream at ur women, there's a man wishing he could whisper in her ear. While u humiliate, offend & insult her there's a man that will flirt with her & remind her how beautiful she is. While u hurt her there's a man wishing he could take away her pain. While u make her cry, there's a man stealing smiles from her. Post this if your against domestic violence & mental abuse How people can re-post something with such terrible spelling is unbelievable. Its "you", not exactly difficult! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 It also sounds like a battered wifes excuse for her man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I've got 228, I would have a cull but can't be arsed although it'd probably take it down to about 100 that I'd actually read their statuses. I have hidden loads of them from my news feed though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 this got posted today by a few people "Are ye Scottish? Ah um aye. Ye ken ur a true Scot if ye can properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day. Ye kin faw aboot pished wioot spilling yer drink. Ye kin make hale sentences jist wi swear wurds. Ye ken irn bru is a hang-oer cure. Ye actually unnerstawn this message and yer gonnae repost it." admittedly not anywhere near as bad as the "full time mum" ones but still cringeworthy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 this got posted today by a few people "Are ye Scottish? Ah um aye. Ye ken ur a true Scot if ye can properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day. Ye kin faw aboot pished wioot spilling yer drink. Ye kin make hale sentences jist wi swear wurds. Ye ken irn bru is a hang-oer cure. Ye actually unnerstawn this message and yer gonnae repost it." admittedly not anywhere near as bad as the "full time mum" ones but still cringeworthy The worst thing is that it's a variation (and not much of one) of a chain email that went around about a decade ago. It's not funny, it's not Scots, it's barely even colloquial... just ned speak more than anything! If you can't understand it then you're a moron, admittedly, but if you posted it on Facebook then you're more likely to be a complete twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 15Year old girl holds her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face whilst fighting for our country during the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. Bet none of you will. just f**k right off :angry: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 f**k. off. It wouldn't have been as been if it had said "Mum" rather than the disgusting "mom" the Septics use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 The one about soldiers getting paid as much as footballers, what a load of shite. Exaclty. One of my mates is a squaddie and he's pish at football. No way is he worth £50,000 a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Yeah, I remember the poll about that. Out of the people who answered it in my friends list, all of the yes people enjoyed football whereas all the no people could tell you a goal kick from a throw-in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I have 192 friends. I saw this status this morning: Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther I thank you Lord 4 everythin you've done in my life....thanks 4 g'v'n me an opportunity to see this beautiful day xxx Enlightening stuff, thanks for g'v'n me this status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 (edited) Soldiers should get paid more than footballers...SFL2 footballers, that is. Edited April 22, 2011 by sonofjenova 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 People who come on to Facebook after attending someone's party and everyone posts on the person's wall: "Thanks for tonight [insert name here], had a really good night xxxx <3" This could come across differently as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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