mynameisearl Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 My newsfeed is decimated now. I've got probably close to 20 people unsubscribed, and a lot of my 150 or so facebook "friends" don't post a great deal. I've probably got a similar number of people unsubscribed on mine and a lot of my friends don't post a great deal so my news feed is pretty slow. I don't really have anyone on my Facebook that I don't consider a friend and wouldn't meet up with at least a couple of times a year but like most people I have a number of friends who although decent people in the real world tend to talk utter baws on FB so I have them unsubscribed. One other thing that really annoys me on Facebook is folk boasting about how they haven't had a drink on Saturday night and are hangover free on the Sunday. Well done, what an achievement... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Where else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 For all the shite you put up with it's all worth it when the fit one from the office goes on a hen weekend and they all play dress up and post loads of photos, faptastic. And naw you cannae see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aUOS9_XZyw This sums up the intelligence of a lot of FB users mentioned on this thread... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 It's so trivial but it really annoys me that people cannot spell 'wean' I've seen Wayne, Waen, Wain, probably more. For feck sake it is wean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 'If not the only, the Bible is one of a few books with Historically accurate, Theologically consistent and Philosophically telling principles by which it is substantiated.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I've been meaning to delete a lassie off my Facebook for a while but keep forgetting to (5/10 and probably, before anyone asks). Posts the most inane shite ever but has never been quite enough to warrant a delete. However, her SIXTEENTH status about her new corn snake in a week pushed me over the edge. Four of them were asking for suggestions for names for it within a few hours of each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 So this girl shagged another guy whilst already going out with some guy. Facebook went into meltdown over it and this absolute gem of a post was sent from the Heavens. right let me just tell everyone what has happend as everyone is asking.. b***** ********n is a slut, who thinks its fine to go behinde ****'s back and shag boys,send them pictures,go see them,go out with them,gives them the chat ect..and then she gets cought out and says its alll lies.. and we have never reallly had that much proff, but thist time the boy achullly addmitted it.. so yeah a got him to send me screen munch's so she would seee we achully new.. she doesnt have her phone and a thought she deleted me fb, turns out she delete her page.. a was going to get someone to tag her but we cant do that so a have to delete the photos now cos its not fair or whatever, but aye so everyone can now stop mailing me,bbm'ing me and texting me as a think its quite obv what has happend, wowwww that was alot off typing! Had me in fucking stitches the whole night last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 So this girl shagged another guy whilst already going out with some guy. Facebook went into meltdown over it and this absolute gem of a post was sent from the Heavens. Had me in fucking stitches the whole night last night. would of been funny if it wasn't so hard to read achully, really, that's the spelling of actually they went for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 would of been funny if it wasn't so hard to read achully, really, that's the spelling of actually they went for The only bit of the post I edited was for the asterixis for the names. Yes, she is that thick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 So this girl shagged another guy whilst already going out with some guy. Facebook went into meltdown over it and this absolute gem of a post was sent from the Heavens. Had me in fucking stitches the whole night last night. Got her number? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 would of been funny if it wasn't so hard to read achully, really, that's the spelling of actually they went for have* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Funny Facebook stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Don't usually get annoyed by other people's stupid updates, but for f**k's sake... Muslims are not happy! They're not happy in Gaza. They're not happy in Egypt. They're not happy in Libya. They're not happy in Morocco. They're not happy in Iran. They're not happy in Iraq. They're not happy in Yemen. They're not happy in Afghanistan. They're not happy in Pakistan. They're not happy in Syria. They're not happy in Lebanon. So, where are they happy? They're happy in Australia. They're happy in the UK. They're happy in France. They're happy in Italy. They're happy in Germany. They're happy in Sweden. They're happy in the USA. They're happy in Norway. They're happy in every country that is not Muslim. And who do they blame? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves. THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY. The worst of it is that this comes from a middle aged man with a decent job who, on the face of things, is quite articulate and generally seems reasonable in person. That's not to say that I think that people 'with decent jobs' can't be arseholes, of course, more making the point that he doesn't even have the excuse of stupidity that most do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 People who subscribe to horoscopes - absolute fucking ramjets. I've tried blocking them etc but they keep popping up somethow. SEETHING. i clicked on someones horroscope on twitter, now it posts mine like every day and i have no idea what it is to get rid of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 K**** M**** Smile each day ! Laugh until it hurts! And always remain positive ! Each day is like a new life and a new beginning! 23 minutes ago K**** M**** I don't hate you, your just no longer worth my time ! 24 minutes ago · K**** M**** This is my life (: If you like it, great. If you don't, then feel free to walk out just as quick as you came in. Just saying. 28 minutes ago 3 in a row 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 These "keep calm" pictures are really getting done to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 These "keep calm" pictures are really getting done to death. There's one that appears from time to time on mine saying "Keep calm and support Dundee". It's cringey as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Funny Facebook stuff. Chortle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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